Today, a couple of friends and I went camping in a national park.... - FML

By Coyote - 06/07/2019 18:00

Today, a couple of friends and I went camping in a national park. When we got there, a ranger came up to us and said, "There have been many sightings of coyotes, don't worry, if they charge you, they'll bluff and flee at the last moment." We met a coyote, it didn't bluff. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 27

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Sunday 7 July 2019 0:32

So, what happened?

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Sunday 7 July 2019 0:39

It tried to blow them up with ACME dynamite, but in its blundering, accidentally blew itself up, instead.

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bigredmonkeybutt 27

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Sunday 7 July 2019 0:32

So, what happened?

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Sunday 7 July 2019 0:39

It tried to blow them up with ACME dynamite, but in its blundering, accidentally blew itself up, instead.

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Sunday 7 July 2019 1:43

It was really irresponsible for Acme to be selling those products to a coyote.

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Monday 8 July 2019 2:18

I know. What kind of Mickey Mouse organization sells explosives to a wild animal?

Kristoffer 35

Sunday 7 July 2019 4:02

That was an irresponsible statement. He should know that if the coyote is rabid it will attack.

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 7 July 2019 8:54

They meant the dog-like animals, not the human traffickers. They don’t fuck around!

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