By Coyote - 06/07/2019 18:00

Today, a couple of friends and I went camping in a national park. When we got there, a ranger came up to us and said, "There have been many sightings of coyotes, don't worry, if they charge you, they'll bluff and flee at the last moment." We met a coyote, it didn't bluff. FML
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It tried to blow them up with ACME dynamite, but in its blundering, accidentally blew itself up, instead.

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It tried to blow them up with ACME dynamite, but in its blundering, accidentally blew itself up, instead.

It was really irresponsible for Acme to be selling those products to a coyote.

I know. What kind of Mickey Mouse organization sells explosives to a wild animal?

That was an irresponsible statement. He should know that if the coyote is rabid it will attack.

They meant the dog-like animals, not the human traffickers. They don’t fuck around!