Today, I gave my son a fork, so I could try teaching him how to eat with one. So far, he's been doing all the teaching. He's taught me that if I get anywhere near him when he has a fork, I'll get shanked. FML
Alright. Where to start.
1) I submitted this FML and someone liked it so much he decided to submit it as his own with a few modifications. That's why there are comments about "daddy".
2) My son is 18 months, is developmentally challenged and just learning. He did not actually get me.
3) It is a learning fork for children which has metal, rounded prongs so it doesn't hurt if he gets you or himself.
4) I did take away his fork to which he screamed and cried. When he settled down, I gave it back and he was content to stab his pancake.
5) Have you people never been stabbed by plasticware or a spork? That shit hurts!
6) I do not live in Ghana.