Preppin' him for prison. Now teach him how to hide it.

Plastic still hurts and can do damage. At least you sort of have a chance that the metal may be dull.

The sides of plastic spoons are sharper than the knives! That shit is dangerous!

13 - It's a fork. It's like a sword: it's still going to hurt like a bitch, even if it's dull.

13, are you insinuating that you'd rather be stabbed by a metal fork than a plastic one...?

In kindergarten my brother shanked a kid with a plastic knife... His arm was cut open and had to get it stitched... All of this because the kid called my brother short. So yea plastic utensils are still dangerous.

Ahh! Weapon! Expelliarmus!

Umm maybe you should teach him that it is wrong to shank people

Probably before he was even conceived. Now we know why he was the fastest swimmer. The competition was dead.

In my mind I think it's a little baby learning about utensils and thinks its funny when daddy/mommy is in pain yelling ow. Probably doesn't know better yet.

14- in that case your brain must be more twisted than TheGodDamnJoker himself.

Disney channels new show, "life inside the pin."

You know what they say, you can lead a horse to water, but it might try to stab you with a fork.

I'll give you the forket. Well played.

I believe it would be well plate

If he's just now learning to use a fork, he's probably only like, 1 year old. He's playing. Give the kid a break.

I don't think she should punish him. Simply take it away as soon as he does it tell him why he shouldn't do it. "It's not nice it can hurt someone" and give it back to him if he continues take it for a longer period and again tell him why. He's probably a baby the mom shouldn't act like the baby is stronger than her. Not much of an fml for me.

If you don't correct this behavior now, it's only going to get worse.