Love: Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was...

By Anonymous - 03/09/2015 01:33 - United States - Hayward

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML

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By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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Nervous?

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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By tmac05 - 13/11/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2015 09:01 - United Kingdom - Southam

Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 07:10 - United States - Queens Village

Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML

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By Kat - 08/11/2008 07:51 - France

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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Thursday 3 September 2015 16:41

He let out the Holy Ghost. You're blessed LOL.

Miss_Chevious 37

Thursday 3 September 2015 17:07

How do you know it wasn't your wife?

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Emma1562 35

Thursday 3 September 2015 17:56

Maybe it was your wife blowing you a kiss

buckdharma 37

Thursday 3 September 2015 18:24

Let us pray Our father which fart in irreverence How low be thy shame? Thy phones did come and video will run... unearthing it is the Reverend.

vikky538 28

Thursday 3 September 2015 18:43

I thought priest farts would be covered in verses he spoke

allforfun 23

Thursday 3 September 2015 18:57

Better that then a holy shit

derangedplanet 23

Thursday 3 September 2015 22:40

I laughed at this way too much. also better than a holy ****

ericp96 10

Thursday 3 September 2015 20:01

I woulda put him on blast bro Straight up been like Dont be lookin at me like that you know that was you

ApplePie1994 27

Thursday 3 September 2015 20:26

Dear Father, thou fart in heaven, hallowed be thy stench.

sallen14 8

Thursday 3 September 2015 20:42

I wouldn't pay him. That's so rude.

captainsmegma 12

Thursday 3 September 2015 20:52

The response is ahhh-men.

LivingAlohaLife 4

Thursday 3 September 2015 20:58

Sorry to hear that... At my wedding the priest asked who was giving this MAN away... Last I looked, I was a petite blonde in a wedding dress thank you...