Miscellaneous: Today, the police finally recovered my stolen car. All it took...

By Anonymous - 03/06/2016 19:46 - United States

Today, the police finally recovered my stolen car. All it took was a shootout and two people dying. FML

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You deserved it 1 951

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By bustedfornuthin - 08/09/2010 04:42 - United States

Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 504

By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 700

You deserved it 2 657

By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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You deserved it 60 831

By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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You deserved it 2 179

By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 646

You deserved it 1 059

By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 345

You deserved it 2 198

By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 146

You deserved it 2 318

By pampa31 - 14/12/2015 17:21 - Mexico - Tijuana

Today, while I was driving, there was a high speed car chase. The runaway managed to avoid my car but the police didn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 789

You deserved it 1 704

By Diesel - 03/05/2011 14:23 - Belgium

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

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You deserved it 4 593

By smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 754

You deserved it 7 184

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 4 June 2016 8:26

If those deaths were the carjackers, I'd consider that a bonus.

dramaelf 37

Saturday 4 June 2016 8:34

Might not want that car back. There's a good chance it's haunted now.

Comments

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 13 June 2016 18:53

Geepers! The police round your way are much more motivated to recover stolen property than they are here.

livelaughlovepie 22

Thursday 16 June 2016 9:22

OP! I hope you don't fee guilty! I'm sorry if you feel responsible for the deaths, but you had nothing to do with what happened while trying to recover your car. I'm sorry it was stolen in the first place!!!

Fatima_1129 7

Friday 17 June 2016 1:30

Are you by any chance, talking about the thing that happened in Fremont, with the two officers that got shot? It happened on my street so I was just curious