Today, feeling bitchy, I cursed out a [wo]man only to find out [s]he just wanted a helium tank. FML

If i was the OP i would then ask the lady "How much for a ride" and point to a toy train

hahaha #18 =D OP tell a cop to do that!

kin-kay! i wants in.

lady, don't flatter urself hahaa

That's when you point at the "Helium tank rentals" sign and made her feel like a complete ass, right?

True, definitely one of those ****** who thinks anything that has correlation to anything dirty is immediately meant as something to be dirty, and automatically considers all men to be pigs.

When you hit a button in Moderate, it doesn't literally get voted BY YOU alone. It is passed through many people and then majority vote picks out FML posts that got majority yes votes. It is then sent to the FML staff, which ultimately approve it. That's why hundreds daily don't make the cut.

Well, the OP said he was with his five year old daughter. Its one thing for someone to call you a perverted freak...but to say that and bitch at you infront of your kid?

This. Get her fired.

She probably thinks she's really pretty but actually isn't.

She's most likely just thinks very highly of herself, like the chick in another FML where some guy was 'staring' at her on the bus (or train?) and she yelled at him, only to find out he's blind. There's a lot of bitches out there with this kind of mindset. I had one idiot yell at me for staring at her (When I had a very short haircut). I was staring at her cause she was my waitress and I was waiting for my drink refill that was taking her 20 minutes to get.

I know right? I was at a party once and went to sit outside with a friend and we asked a girl on a bench to please move over so we could sit too, and she just said "why should i move over for YOU?" ... get over yourself people, i think people should take life and themselves less seriously..

What does your hair have to do with it?

I'm guessing the person with short hair is a girl and the other girl in the story thought she was a man.