By Anonymous - 25/01/2012 02:58 - United States

Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML
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kyuuketsukikurai 8

On the plus side, you've got great reason to get the "office tough guy" fired.

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DalPozzo13 10

He must think you're hot

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AyeTee77 18

Just realized how great of a way this would be for bosses to tell their employees they're fired....with a fire extinguisher.

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Michael_92 20

@13 so instead of "your fired" which takes a little over a second to say you suggest that a boss uses a fire extinguisher?? That's such a waste of time and money. Just saying.

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Pr0metheus 7

Wait you mean that all comments posted here aren't meant to be serious? Crazy

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drewfus2 6

Would he rather have been on fire first? Because that can be arranged.

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kyuuketsukikurai 8

On the plus side, you've got great reason to get the "office tough guy" fired.

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tygerarmy 35

I'm guessing he wasn't fired. Do it back. Retaliate. Or you'll keep being a victim.

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girl112891 7

Or press charges. He's a bully and shouldn't get away with it!

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bananabuttercup 8

Definitely should be fired! You're not supposed to use them on people. You're supposed to use a wool blanket on a person whose on fire.

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ProjeKtSC2 8

Wow... Sounds like a sick place to work having an "office tough guy" that's seriously one of the most retarded things I've heard hahah

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Chad_the_Brony 0

When he gets fired, use a fire extinguisher on his way out of the office. Then promptly get an AVO out on him. He'll definently want revenge.

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tobyy22 0

I like your profile pic. So true. And willy wonka just makes it better!

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jerseyboy732 16

Set fire to his front lawn... I mean obviously he likes using fire extinguishers.

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ClassyCommando 13

Just make sure you're not using a cross as firewood... people can get the wrong idea.

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3000dream 3

**** that..... Set his house on fire!!!

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marinus_fml 19

Maybe your smart arse comments were "on fire!"

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Bigmoneyshotz 0

I pick thing up I put them down!

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DalPozzo13 10

He must think you're hot

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Michael_92 20

Really? I would be pretty ticked off if someone tried that with me.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I think it'd be funny as hell.. It's just a practical joke. Nothing malicious about it.

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mama2b3 20

He was just practicing for if you ever were on fire. That's very considerate, you should be grateful :)

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kickuwithmyfist 1

That's cute... I remember my first beer..

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BeefyQueef 5

That's cute. I remember when I quoted lines from movies that had nothing to do with the current subject.

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kickuwithmyfist 1

Lol someone's not getting any! Why don't you Do me a favor and go hump a pole! Ok champ

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BeefyQueef 5

Oh shiiiiit! That one was really good. Go hump a pole? The clever comebacks people come up with these days.

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kickuwithmyfist 1

Oh man, you're way too cool for me.:)

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