FML : Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing...

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Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Fran - / Saturday 9 January 2010 08:40 / New Zealand

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By inmyroom | 0

#764094 - Saturday 9 January 2010 16:12

thats cute

By youdidwhatnow | 0

#764089 - Saturday 9 January 2010 16:11

Ew!

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By youdidwhatnow | 0

#764089 - Saturday 9 January 2010 16:11

Ew!

AnalProbe | 0

#765050 - Sunday 10 January 2010 1:22

I had a friend like that once. Always chewing on parts that weren't meant to be chewed on... my shoes, my underwear. He was a real rat too, just like your boyfriend.

toastnbuttrcheng | 0

#765815 - Sunday 10 January 2010 11:09

I woke up to a rat biting my ear @[email protected] I thought I had rabies.

bsteiger | 0

#881296 - Monday 22 February 2010 6:02

agree

Cjw1220 | 0

#1642166 - Wednesday 3 November 2010 2:46

I woke up with my hand up a pirate donkey's butthole once.

iTaylor | 0

#2249303 - Sunday 27 March 2011 17:08

EW EW EW!
I came home the other day to find that my dog had hunted mice outside of our house, brought them inside, killed them, and left them there as a present for me.

Kamon97 | 23

#5997520 - Friday 4 July 2014 14:53

I would've moved lol

By inmyroom | 0

#764094 - Saturday 9 January 2010 16:12

thats cute

Scubadiver172001 | 0

#818764 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 16:19

I'd keep it as a pet

DMStrack | 0

#975372 - Wednesday 7 April 2010 1:13

thatss nastyyy!!

Rokstarr | 0

#1108034 - Monday 19 July 2010 4:44

ratatouille!!!!!!

iampunk | 0

#1634693 - Monday 1 November 2010 5:31

Rokstar win.

CookieMonstr19 | 0

#3011656 - Monday 1 August 2011 2:11

#107 yeah he could be an amazing pet!!!!!

By arandomboy | 0

#764096 - Saturday 9 January 2010 16:12

ydi for a gross home!

nazooer | 10

#764402 - Saturday 9 January 2010 18:47

Shut up.

By icanfloat12 | 0

#764100 - Saturday 9 January 2010 16:14

lol awww

By why_me725 | 0

#764127 - Saturday 9 January 2010 16:22

Omg lmfao, that's just unsanitary. How do you sleep in those repulsive conditions? Then again I can't sleep without cleaning the entire house thoroughly. OCD sucks FML.