By Fran - 09/01/2010 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 499
You deserved it 3 369

Same thing different taste


I had a friend like that once. Always chewing on parts that weren't meant to be chewed on... my shoes, my underwear. He was a real rat too, just like your boyfriend.

toastnbuttrcheng 0

I woke up to a rat biting my ear @_@ I thought I had rabies.

I woke up with my hand up a pirate donkey's butthole once.

iTaylor 0

EW EW EW! I came home the other day to find that my dog had hunted mice outside of our house, brought them inside, killed them, and left them there as a present for me.

Omg lmfao, that's just unsanitary. How do you sleep in those repulsive conditions? Then again I can't sleep without cleaning the entire house thoroughly. OCD sucks FML.

Omg, I hate rodents! I would have screamed my head off! Why is there a rat in your room? Is it that messy or do you live in the woods?

#2 WTF?? so it's cute to have a dirty rat chewing away your hair???

Its a sign... He be saying, " lets be friends!"

j_Leigh15 0

Rats are cute and cudly. Then again wild rats are the worst!

I Assume this one was wild.. Unless she had a domestic rat..

ipwnallmen 10

oh my gosh!!! ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!!

Crabtree1015 12