By Fran - 09/01/2010 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
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AnalProbe 0
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I had a friend like that once. Always chewing on parts that weren't meant to be chewed on... my shoes, my underwear. He was a real rat too, just like your boyfriend.

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toastnbuttrcheng 0

I woke up to a rat biting my ear @[email protected] I thought I had rabies.

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Cjw1220 0
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I woke up with my hand up a pirate donkey's butthole once.

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iTaylor 0

EW EW EW! I came home the other day to find that my dog had hunted mice outside of our house, brought them inside, killed them, and left them there as a present for me.

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Kamon97 23
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I would've moved lol

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Scubadiver172001 0

I'd keep it as a pet

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DMStrack 0
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thatss nastyyy!!

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Rokstarr 0

ratatouille!!!!!!

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iampunk 0
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Rokstar win.

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CookieMonstr19 0

#107 yeah he could be an amazing pet!!!!!

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arandomboy 0
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ydi for a gross home!

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why_me725 0
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Omg lmfao, that's just unsanitary. How do you sleep in those repulsive conditions? Then again I can't sleep without cleaning the entire house thoroughly. OCD sucks FML.

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mothefro 0
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hahaha my moms the same way.

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11wanda11 6
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ohh yuck, I would have freeked

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Starfire22 5
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Omg, I hate rodents! I would have screamed my head off! Why is there a rat in your room? Is it that messy or do you live in the woods?

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nubster 0
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#2 WTF?? so it's cute to have a dirty rat chewing away your hair???

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funnynesh 10
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Its a sign... He be saying, " lets be friends!"

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j_Leigh15 0

Rats are cute and cudly. Then again wild rats are the worst!

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Aceage 0
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I Assume this one was wild.. Unless she had a domestic rat..

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ipwnallmen 10

oh my gosh!!! ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!!

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Crabtree1015 12

i would of flipped!

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