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Saturday 7 May 2011 22:27 /
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DivineGarden
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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allmidnighteyes
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No, fuck you. Those jokes are neither clever nor funny.
Eat a bowl of dicks.
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DivineGarden
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allmidnighteyes
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No, fuck you. Those jokes are neither clever nor funny.
Eat a bowl of dicks.
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DivineGarden
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Umad?
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slantyshanty
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haha, that's really funny!
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jennifer93
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wow #4, tell us how you really feel.
but I agree, these comments are very unoriginal
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
I guess OP's saving money by trying to put out the fire with his crap instead of water or a fire extinguisher.
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kewlone645
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It's funny 'cause it's true
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rocketeer_97
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1- like #4 said: they arent funny anymore. people have over used the pun. so dont do it either.
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netherflame
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It's time I introduce to you: The diaper. Shit your pants as much as YOU fucking want. It doesn't matter! : D
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TheWindowLicker
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Yea.... the joke is wayyyy too overused..... but I think #4 over reacted just a bit.
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staceysgenesis16
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hah.
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allmidnighteyes
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Overreact? Noooo, I've never overreacted once. Ever. If you honestly believe those jokes are clever, you'd lead a happier (and thankfully shorter), more fulfilling life playing on the autobahn.
Simple solutions to simple problems.
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FuniiBunii
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I don't think #4 overeacted I agree with her. These jokes are so annoying , people should get the hint that they are not funny.
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DivineGarden
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The joke wasn't meant to be funny, It was to see how annoyed you dickheads would get after a little while. :)
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mitri_fml
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^^^ win
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instnt1nfction
| 16
we're dickheads?
look at your photo and say that again..
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ShreddedPecker
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What is funny is how often the words "shit", "bitch", "bastard", "whore" and "New Jersey" end up in the same FML posts.
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redbluegreen
| 40
Suuuuure it was, #57.
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PurpleRae420
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lol I'm sorry that happened to you next time check to make sure everything is ok or sleep with music in your ears so you'll wake up to music! I hope that won't scare you
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baby_gore
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I think that's a dude...
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elmogoezRAWR
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-puts glasses on- YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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malpalll
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if I had a fucking dollar for every time I saw this comment on a poop FML...
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KiddNYC1O
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Hey, AME, tell it to the eight plus 10 year-olds who voted their comment up! I agree with you, though. You really need to dig deep in the Earth's core for a good pun nowadays, IMO anyways.
#57, see #65
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princessRiRi97
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nice #4
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Pownzeez
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fire in the hole!!!!
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fatgirllovesfml
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#4 Umadbro?
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tamoodielovesmar
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lmaooo
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skaterpaige
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how did i know someone was gonna post this ;)
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Screwie
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Now we are all we aware what the alarm was trying to tell us.
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yaer
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comment 114 did the exact same joke as 1! come on people let's hang her down in the marketplace!
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TropicalTulipz
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4- is way too funny!
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daywalker26
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I'm sure # 4 uses epic and viral. those are completely underrated n under used.
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nalia18
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is it bad to say they are funny in a stupid way?
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KJLD5
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look at YOUR photo, and call yourself a dickhead. easier?
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TookaWooka666
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Hey guys.. shit happens,..ehehe
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AgeOfAquariusss
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Hey, OP, nothing to feel bad about! Be glad your sympathetic nervous system is working well :D
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MfailK
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#63 you dumb piece of shit, basterd son of a bitch your mother is a whore!!!
greetings from
New Jersey
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KatrinaKitten
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haha
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uncbballwins
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4- I concur
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Blueglasscup
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Lol 26 I thought you were 1 because your DPs are kinda similar.
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slantyshanty
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why do my comments always get a horribly large number of thumbs down?! I just don't get it!
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ritbbehindu
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81 I want some of that cash!
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yaer
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163 in fact sympathetic does the exact opposite...
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AnotherRandomPer
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Ohhhh I get it, shitty because he shit himself and situation because he's from New Jersey
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JokerJohn7
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great profile picture:D
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Tommananaze6T9
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hahahahahaha thats too funny
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Tcaret300
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FUCK YEAH HOLLYWOOD UNDEQD love u bro lmao
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FarSide
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@168: And I left out misspellings. Thanks for reminding me in your post!
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FarSide
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What's the finest thing to ever come out of New Jersey? I-95.
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LairaIsKindaCool
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81 - if u had a dollar everytime what ? cmon the suspense is killing me ! ;P
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snicker476
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by winning????
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malpalll
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LOL I'd have AT LEAST $75 :)
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josejg
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haha I get it now to thanks for explaining :D
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sabiancymbol
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it's called a joke. if you really think the joke is stale and unoriginal, don't react at all and show that you indeed have superior knowledge by ignoring it.
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v1kt4r
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What happened to all the FML ppl who know how allmidnighteyes rolls???
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deathcoreislife
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#4 do u always take pictures with your glow in the dark dildos?
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Milly143
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4- Lmao I couldn't help but laugh at that! xD
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KingGeorgeGal
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I knew someone was going to post something like this when I read the fml, but seriously number 4 he was just trying to joke around take a fucking chill pill. What is the big deal? I bet it made some people laugh.
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unknownfork
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Lol eat a bowl of dicks
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Xkillz302
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a whole bowl lol
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Quagmire_ladies
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shat*
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james_aka_frosty
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shat is the best word known to man (no pun intended(honestly))
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kyanisaurus
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where's the pun?
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DudeImBetter
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I love when people don't know what certain literary terms mean, like the people who think that everything funny is ironic.
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sydneynault99
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l keeping it reaaal .
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KiddNYC1O
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28- That's exactly what I'm thinking.
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ifbrockd
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maybe he/she is still shitting them self's???
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bengermin
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diapers, people... they'd fix all these I shit/pissed/jizzed myself posts...
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HeavyMetalViking
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20, 'shat' is the short form of ass-hat, and that'll be you.
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blakesaurus
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or just people who don't know how to use regular words, like all those folks who mix up random and spontaneous.
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JManHobbs
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Guess he just wanted to be sure everyone knew there wasn't a pun and that this was intended.
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_Itz_Meena_
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wow.
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CateXOX
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I think the real FML here is that your fire alarm went off, indicating that you probably had a fire. I woul rather shit myself than burn in my house.
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HeavyMetalViking
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The real thing to 'wow' about is not having anything funny/useful to say about this FML.
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KatrinaKitten
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Why is everyone so mean on here? It's just a comment. Let it be...
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HeavyMetalViking
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172, this is FML, deal with it or go to a less harsh website. kthx.
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KatrinaKitten
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Exactly! But I feel sorry for her :(
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HeavyMetalViking
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Everyone gets their 'thumbs down days' every now and then. It's part of FML.
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_Itz_Meena_
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I said "wow" because I've never heard of anything like this happening before. also, not every comment on this site will be funny or useful. get over it.
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tjsomethin
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At least it was your alarm at your home not at someone else's?
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HubertPL
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cheddar bob!!!
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bls5301
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Now that would have been something to post about... "Today my friends fire alarm went off and it made me shit my pants. FML". I dont see what the big deal is here, I shit myself, oh well i'll just change...
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DocBastard
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The big question here is why is your anus so fucking weak? Maybe you should have gone with the small Anal Intruder 3000 rather than the Every1luvsboners Grande size.
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staceysgenesis16
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wow ...
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guitarman1998
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha WIN!
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Pretty_Pink_Lady
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Doc! It seems like you haven't been around in forever.
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seanders
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Doc, Boners: if you guys ever leave this website wouldn't be worth visiting:)
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DocBastard
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PrettyPink- that sort of thing happens with a newborn in the house.
Bastard Jr. > FML
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every1luvsvag
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I went with the Sphincter Smasher 9000 XXL. Best purchase I have ever made. It took a while to work myself up.
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jquibell
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question is why do you know so much about the anal intruder...
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fatgirllovesfml
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ahahahahahahahahahahahaha I shat my self laughing!!!
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H3NKE
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where did you guys get yours at all I could find at walmart was the anal annihilator and for me it's like throwing a hot dog down a hall way
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dakins
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it disturbs me more that u no this than the frightened fire alarm guy
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FMLFTW22
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lol i like how u would know the sizes off the top of your head....
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Perdition
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Dear Doc,
You kick ass.
signed,
me
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TookaWooka666
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Or he could of just gone with some Huggies adult size lol.
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B3Y0ND
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should've* gdi.
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footballtracksta
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damn you actually shit yourself? must've been pretty bad...
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redbluegreen
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No shit, Sherlock.
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OhSoBueno
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hehe that's like a bit of a pun
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kaykay17
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haha ohhh my... people crack me up
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ZombieeeeUnicorn
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haha my friend says that ALL the time :)
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AnagenisisZagus
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A pun? You don't say! You have to be shittin' me, buddy!
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bigbrett1820
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you have some weak bowels then. that's raunchy as hell...
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abbi96x
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Strange fetish.. O.o
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kyanisaurus
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mmmm'mm raunchy.
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jennifer93
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but at least you weren't caught in a housefire!
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yaer
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too bad! running out of his house with shit in his pants would've been hilarious... for us
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bonezisme
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we could have a mess on our hands boys
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Livinia
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That's a pretty weak ass you've got there...
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