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Overreact? Noooo, I've never overreacted once. Ever. If you honestly believe those jokes are clever, you'd lead a happier (and thankfully shorter), more fulfilling life playing on the autobahn.

Simple solutions to simple problems.

  KiddNYC1O  |  20

Hey, AME, tell it to the eight plus 10 year-olds who voted their comment up! I agree with you, though. You really need to dig deep in the Earth's core for a good pun nowadays, IMO anyways.

#57, see #65

  KingGeorgeGal  |  12

I knew someone was going to post something like this when I read the fml, but seriously number 4 he was just trying to joke around take a fucking chill pill. What is the big deal? I bet it made some people laugh.

  CateXOX  |  0

I think the real FML here is that your fire alarm went off, indicating that you probably had a fire. I woul rather shit myself than burn in my house.

  _Itz_Meena_  |  0

I said "wow" because I've never heard of anything like this happening before. also, not every comment on this site will be funny or useful. get over it.

  bls5301  |  2

Now that would have been something to post about... "Today my friends fire alarm went off and it made me shit my pants. FML". I dont see what the big deal is here, I shit myself, oh well i'll just change...