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By  allmidnighteyes  |  10

No, fuck you. Those jokes are neither clever nor funny. Eat a bowl of dicks.

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No, fuck you. Those jokes are neither clever nor funny. Eat a bowl of dicks.

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  slantyshanty  |  7

haha, that's really funny!

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I guess OP's saving money by trying to put out the fire with his crap instead of water or a fire extinguisher.

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Overreact? Noooo, I've never overreacted once. Ever. If you honestly believe those jokes are clever, you'd lead a happier (and thankfully shorter), more fulfilling life playing on the autobahn. Simple solutions to simple problems.

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  PurpleRae420  |  0

lol I'm sorry that happened to you next time check to make sure everything is ok or sleep with music in your ears so you'll wake up to music! I hope that won't scare you

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  KiddNYC1O  |  20

Hey, AME, tell it to the eight plus 10 year-olds who voted their comment up! I agree with you, though. You really need to dig deep in the Earth's core for a good pun nowadays, IMO anyways. #57, see #65

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  slantyshanty  |  7

why do my comments always get a horribly large number of thumbs down?! I just don't get it!

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  KingGeorgeGal  |  12

I knew someone was going to post something like this when I read the fml, but seriously number 4 he was just trying to joke around take a fucking chill pill. What is the big deal? I bet it made some people laugh.

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shat is the best word known to man (no pun intended(honestly))

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  CateXOX  |  0

I think the real FML here is that your fire alarm went off, indicating that you probably had a fire. I woul rather shit myself than burn in my house.

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  bls5301  |  2

Now that would have been something to post about... "Today my friends fire alarm went off and it made me shit my pants. FML". I dont see what the big deal is here, I shit myself, oh well i'll just change...

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  guitarman1998  |  0

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha WIN!

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