No, fuck you. Those jokes are neither clever nor funny. Eat a bowl of dicks.

Umad?

haha, that's really funny!

wow #4, tell us how you really feel. but I agree, these comments are very unoriginal

I guess OP's saving money by trying to put out the fire with his crap instead of water or a fire extinguisher.

It's funny 'cause it's true

1- like #4 said: they arent funny anymore. people have over used the pun. so dont do it either.

It's time I introduce to you: The diaper. Shit your pants as much as YOU fucking want. It doesn't matter! : D

Yea.... the joke is wayyyy too overused..... but I think #4 over reacted just a bit.

hah.

Overreact? Noooo, I've never overreacted once. Ever. If you honestly believe those jokes are clever, you'd lead a happier (and thankfully shorter), more fulfilling life playing on the autobahn. Simple solutions to simple problems.

I don't think #4 overeacted I agree with her. These jokes are so annoying , people should get the hint that they are not funny.

The joke wasn't meant to be funny, It was to see how annoyed you dickheads would get after a little while. :)

^^^ win

we're dickheads? look at your photo and say that again..

What is funny is how often the words "shit", "bitch", "bastard", "whore" and "New Jersey" end up in the same FML posts.

Suuuuure it was, #57.

lol I'm sorry that happened to you next time check to make sure everything is ok or sleep with music in your ears so you'll wake up to music! I hope that won't scare you

I think that's a dude...

-puts glasses on- YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

if I had a fucking dollar for every time I saw this comment on a poop FML...

Hey, AME, tell it to the eight plus 10 year-olds who voted their comment up! I agree with you, though. You really need to dig deep in the Earth's core for a good pun nowadays, IMO anyways. #57, see #65

nice #4

fire in the hole!!!!

#4 Umadbro?

lmaooo

how did i know someone was gonna post this ;)

Now we are all we aware what the alarm was trying to tell us.

comment 114 did the exact same joke as 1! come on people let's hang her down in the marketplace!

4- is way too funny!

I'm sure # 4 uses epic and viral. those are completely underrated n under used.

is it bad to say they are funny in a stupid way?

look at YOUR photo, and call yourself a dickhead. easier?

Hey guys.. shit happens,..ehehe

Hey, OP, nothing to feel bad about! Be glad your sympathetic nervous system is working well :D

#63 you dumb piece of shit, basterd son of a bitch your mother is a whore!!! greetings from New Jersey

haha

4- I concur

Lol 26 I thought you were 1 because your DPs are kinda similar.

why do my comments always get a horribly large number of thumbs down?! I just don't get it!

81 I want some of that cash!

163 in fact sympathetic does the exact opposite...

Ohhhh I get it, shitty because he shit himself and situation because he's from New Jersey

great profile picture:D

hahahahahaha thats too funny

FUCK YEAH HOLLYWOOD UNDEQD love u bro lmao

@168: And I left out misspellings. Thanks for reminding me in your post!

What's the finest thing to ever come out of New Jersey? I-95.

81 - if u had a dollar everytime what ? cmon the suspense is killing me ! ;P

by winning????

LOL I'd have AT LEAST $75 :)

haha I get it now to thanks for explaining :D

it's called a joke. if you really think the joke is stale and unoriginal, don't react at all and show that you indeed have superior knowledge by ignoring it.

What happened to all the FML ppl who know how allmidnighteyes rolls???

#4 do u always take pictures with your glow in the dark dildos?

4- Lmao I couldn't help but laugh at that! xD

I knew someone was going to post something like this when I read the fml, but seriously number 4 he was just trying to joke around take a fucking chill pill. What is the big deal? I bet it made some people laugh.

Lol eat a bowl of dicks

a whole bowl lol

shat is the best word known to man (no pun intended(honestly))

where's the pun?

I love when people don't know what certain literary terms mean, like the people who think that everything funny is ironic.

l keeping it reaaal .

28- That's exactly what I'm thinking.

maybe he/she is still shitting them self's???

diapers, people... they'd fix all these I shit/pissed/jizzed myself posts...

20, 'shat' is the short form of ass-hat, and that'll be you.

or just people who don't know how to use regular words, like all those folks who mix up random and spontaneous.

Guess he just wanted to be sure everyone knew there wasn't a pun and that this was intended.

I think the real FML here is that your fire alarm went off, indicating that you probably had a fire. I woul rather shit myself than burn in my house.

The real thing to 'wow' about is not having anything funny/useful to say about this FML.

Why is everyone so mean on here? It's just a comment. Let it be...

172, this is FML, deal with it or go to a less harsh website. kthx.

Exactly! But I feel sorry for her :(

Everyone gets their 'thumbs down days' every now and then. It's part of FML.

I said "wow" because I've never heard of anything like this happening before. also, not every comment on this site will be funny or useful. get over it.

cheddar bob!!!

Now that would have been something to post about... "Today my friends fire alarm went off and it made me shit my pants. FML". I dont see what the big deal is here, I shit myself, oh well i'll just change...

wow ...

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha WIN!

Doc! It seems like you haven't been around in forever.

Doc, Boners: if you guys ever leave this website wouldn't be worth visiting:)

PrettyPink- that sort of thing happens with a newborn in the house. Bastard Jr. > FML

I went with the Sphincter Smasher 9000 XXL. Best purchase I have ever made. It took a while to work myself up.

question is why do you know so much about the anal intruder...

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha I shat my self laughing!!!

where did you guys get yours at all I could find at walmart was the anal annihilator and for me it's like throwing a hot dog down a hall way

it disturbs me more that u no this than the frightened fire alarm guy

lol i like how u would know the sizes off the top of your head....

Dear Doc, You kick ass. signed, me

Or he could of just gone with some Huggies adult size lol.

should've* gdi.

No shit, Sherlock.

hehe that's like a bit of a pun

haha ohhh my... people crack me up

haha my friend says that ALL the time :)

A pun? You don't say! You have to be shittin' me, buddy!

Strange fetish.. O.o

mmmm'mm raunchy.

too bad! running out of his house with shit in his pants would've been hilarious... for us