Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML
Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML
Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Today, I was at work, and some people came in looking for a particular couch. After looking for over an hour on the wholesalers website my boss walks over, makes me take my lunch break and then calls over the couple and takes all the credit for the sale. We work on commission. FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML
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Top comments
iloveanimeshow 6
ask if his wife would like your number too
AnnaDeWitt 27
At least it wasn't to inquire about the used underwear you're selling.
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Comments (40)
prostar9993 15
All these idiots that can't figure out this post. Hurting my brain.
slyde32 12
I'm sorry, who had trouble understanding this post? I'm sorry about your sore brain, though
prostar9993 15
The ones commenting " maybe e wanted a deal on the couch, or, maybe be got married after he hit on you etc etc etc.
pinkchocoa 15
#16 I'm sorry, who had trouble understanding this comment ? Oh wait, you.
Enslaved 38
It's true that being nice can come across as "flirting" to some but how would you explain him asking the OP for her number? That's taking things to a more intimate level.
Enslaved 38
Also to me, it sounds like two different events not relating to the selling of a couch.
crazytwinsmom 25
I was mainly responding to the being able to tell the difference comment. But, he may have heard she was selling a couch and called to find out where, not mentioning how he had gotten the number from her. You never know. Or, he could be an ass.
Demonface54 20
Looks like someone is getting rid of their couch
Khaleesi_26 30
No! Really???
IllegalName 8
boys will be boys... not a man if he cant manage to hold on to and not attempt cheating on one one woman
Lil_Red777 21
Boys will be boys, is never a valid excuse. For anything, ever. Unless by that you mean they have a penis, and they are male.
Brandi_Faith 34
I don't think 19 was actually condoning the behaviour as saying it's a guy thing and there's nothing we can do about it; I'm pretty sure 19 just meant that the guy was acting like a boy and obviously isn't a real man if he feels the need to cheat.
cocacola999 27
At least you found out that he's married now, not after a few dates or even a relationship.
Ihavegas 22
yeh the price just went bitch. oh why ? im sure hubby here could answer that.
SpamPam 18
From the sound of it, they had yet to meet each other for the exchange so they didn't know each other yet which makes it awkward
brendejafulable 41
he was only interested in the couch from the beginning.