Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML
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uniformed
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You are selling them so I'd say you are more of a perv
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xyadove
| 8
Why would you say no? Everyone has their fetishes, let him be.
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smackaroonial
| 20
This is one of the most poorly written FML's that I've ever read.
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EvilTurtle
| 35
I know I was thinking that too. Don't the people who decide what gets published on FML have the power to edit FMLs before it gets published?
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BBlah
| 26
At least she got the "too" part right?
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xyadove
| 8
Why would you say no? Everyone has their fetishes, let him be.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Who the hell sells used underwear ?
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doctorhook86
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#46: Apparently not urdirtyolduncle, which is weird because my dirty old uncle definitely would have.
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Kougeru
| 12
exactly what i was gonna say
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EvilTurtle
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This FML reminds me of that episode of Orange is the New Black where that predator asks for her panties
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acerredrum
| 23
I use to be a cam girl and sold used underwear for a while. Pay 5 bucks for a pack of 3 and sell them for 30 bucks a piece. Not bad money.
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PenguinBitch
| 43
Cam girl? So you're one of those random windows that pop-up when I'm watching...
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acerredrum
| 23
Was, not any more. :] I was with StreamMate so I showed up on RedTube a lot.
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Supersonic54
| 18
Kinda curious as to what you do now, if it's not too much to ask.
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mikaellikestacos
| 14
Maybe they were a gift for his younger lover maybe. probably not
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doctorhook86
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#95: The lesson I'm taking from this conversation is that you're probably quite attractive.
"How's it going, babe? I'm doctorhook86, what's your name? We should get together for a drink sometime. What's your number?"
"How's it going, babe? I'm doctorhook86, what's your name? We should get together for a drink sometime. What's your number?"
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ThongWarrior
| 17
Are u the old man?
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acerredrum
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@97 I am a Book Keeper for a store, thinking of going back to it for some cash on the side but I haven't decided yet.
@109 Lol, I like to think I am and I am sorry my wonderful admirer but I am happily married.
@109 Lol, I like to think I am and I am sorry my wonderful admirer but I am happily married.
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uniformed
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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TrippingOnAcid
| 29
If anything it emphasises how desperate OP must be for money in a very real way
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granCanyon
| 12
Did OP really think someone would buy used undies to wear them? They are not that expensive...When you sell used underwear you can expect at least 90% of your customers to be underwear fetishists.
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Helpfulman
| 17
Who besides pervs walks down the street looking to buy used women's underwear?
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doctorhook86
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#49: Dude probably didn't go looking for that opportunity, he just took it when it arose.
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dipshitpoopyhead
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there is a market out there for them Japan has used panty vending machines
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SpamPam
| 18
She probably did not thoroughly check thru her clothes before selling
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Helpfulman
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@54 I meant why would OP sell the underwear because nobody would go out looking for it on purpose.
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Dannielleroset
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As someone who lives in Japan, I can tell you that's a myth. They're actually illegal.
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gemstone586
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If they're illegal, doesn't that mean someone tried it once??? weird..
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nix1993
| 41
I got the impression that OP didn't realise the underwear was in with her clothes? I don't see how she's a pervert in that situation. You can only feel sorry for someone that has to resort to selling their underwear just to make ends meat.
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kaylamarriee
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@117 meat and meet are two very different words. Especially when we are talking about underwear and old men.
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FMLprincess023
| 13
That's not the only thing that "arose"
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whatafuckup
| 14
That's gross. Get a job
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skeettheskeet
| 1
Hmm. Maybe they're trying to get one? Think of that?
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badluckalex
| 23
or op has one but its not enough
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Just_A_Tree
| 20
Or, OP has a job, but like a lot of people, made some bad choices with spending and is now in debt enough to justify having to sell a lot of stuff. Including underwear.
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littleteapot
| 21
Or maybe OP got injured/sick and is struggling to pay medical bills.
Don't judge until you know the whole story.
Don't judge until you know the whole story.
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irjgg
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It's from the UK, I swear they get free health care.
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BeeHMC
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Why does op have to be having money troubles to have a garage sale? Ever think they just wanted to get rid of some stuff and make some extra cash?
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BeeHMC
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Wow I'm dumb. Please excuse my previous comment.
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invadermaythe1st
| 35
if you're 18 years of age and under, which I assume op is not.
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martin998877
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Yes totally free healthcare in the uk.
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fmlgiraffe
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It's not free, we pay for it with taxes!
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hannahgreely
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what ever happened to coherent writing
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KK3137
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Was this one of those attempts to get into the Worst of the Worst that accidentally got passed, or were the mods too tired to care?
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Just_A_Tree
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If you don't like who's buying your stuff for whatever reasons they have, then don't sell it. Honestly, I could be okay with a lot of things from yard sales, but underwear is just too personal of an item for me to be buying or selling at a yard sale.
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Toolishing
| 22
With this economy, I could see myself sparing some old underwear for a few extra bucks.
Forget about dignity.
Forget about dignity.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Yeah I've bought some used underwear. Didn't have the money for new and it was clean looking and I saved like 80/90%.
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smackaroonial
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They deleted my top comment. Why? Because it's true? Poor writing doesn't make up for anything.
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qtbabe127
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So, question: If you weren't comfortable someone buying them, why did you put them out to be sold?
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Ratstroke
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Well it would be ok if it was a woman who bought em. My mom once tried selling hers, expecting a woman, but instead a transsexual wanted them, it was akward.
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Fwippy
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Because trans women aren't women?
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auro7
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Nope transsexuals are transsexuals.
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olleekenberg
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she might have wanted a girl to buy them
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dantee2005
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Maybe she was drying them off
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DocBastard
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I would ask "Who the fuck buys used underwear?" but I think you just answered that question.
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EmmiAnne
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Why would you sell used underwear on the first place? That's a little gross to me.
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RedPillSucks
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To make some bucks. I would have instantly jacked up the price