Love, Weird, Creepypasta and Awkward: Hit and miss - FML

Hit and miss

By Jane. R - 16/06/2021 20:00

Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 16 June 2021 22:23

I hope you told your husband that his boss was harassing you.

hope jm 5

Thursday 17 June 2021 13:44

I hope your husband 'mysteriously' got a raise because you were nice and kept quiet about it.

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MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 16 June 2021 22:23

I hope you told your husband that his boss was harassing you.

hope jm 5

Thursday 17 June 2021 13:44

I hope your husband 'mysteriously' got a raise because you were nice and kept quiet about it.

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Saturday 19 June 2021 4:45

"Honey, your boss is a ******* creep." While staring at him directly in the eyes.

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