FML : Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not...

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Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By krissy / Sunday 20 March 2011 21:40 / United States

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By sweet_candy_ | 17

#2212371 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:36

That's really creepy.

By bigmarkie2 | 3

#2212427 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:41

An aggressive, firm kick in the nuts should most likely get your point across.

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By sweet_candy_ | 17

#2212371 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:36

That's really creepy.

persianjr1 | 7

#2212600 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:12

not only is it creepy, it just wrong.

L3Paparazzo | 7

#2212663 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:23

i know how she feels, sooo annoying.

mendozaale | 0

#2212674 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:24

creepy to the next level

ipwnlosers | 4

#2212774 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:41

Ahahahaha, you kinda look like Rebecca Black :P

dirtyblond | 4

#2212863 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:52

as long as you dont sound like her!

deputy_g | 5

#2213120 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:38

she doesn;t sound like rebecca black

sweet_candy_ | 17

#2213213 - Monday 21 March 2011 2:02

I just googled her I do not look like her or sound like her. Thanks to you I now have that stupid song stuck in my head.

KingDingALing | 9

#2213343 - Monday 21 March 2011 2:41

I want to cut that bitch's throat with a guitar string. I want to hit her with a truck even though I don't fucking drive. I would love to repeatedly stab her to the beat of her extremely annoying and retarded song. She's like a female version of Justin Bieber. And I don't give a fuck if I spelled his name wrong. I wouldn't learn how to spell his name correctly even if you made me listen to "Friday" by Rebecca Black for a week.

prince122 | 0

#2213394 - Monday 21 March 2011 2:50

lol i just googled her too and she does not look like you...maybe its caus you have your mouth closed?

sweet_candy_ | 17

#2214096 - Monday 21 March 2011 3:37

lol KingDingALing that's just torture. Oh and even with my mouth open I don't look like her I have braces.

randomboy18 | 0

#2214118 - Monday 21 March 2011 3:41

wow ur beautiful O_O

KingDingALing | 9

#2214167 - Monday 21 March 2011 3:46

You think that's torture? Walk into KaySL's house and he'll show you REAL torture. Believe me, I would know....so many painful memories...*shudders*

sweet_candy_ | 17

#2214330 - Monday 21 March 2011 4:18

lol I thought KaySL is a she.

SuperNova69 | 0

#2214449 - Monday 21 March 2011 4:45

i agree that song is horrible

nikki456123 | 0

#2214454 - Monday 21 March 2011 4:45

guys stop hatein if you hate her that much don't listen to her, it's that easy not only is it easy its common sense

MrFlintstone | 5

#2214587 - Monday 21 March 2011 5:22

that song sounds like she threw up on the days of the week song. its almost like pop music was beat up by country music.

every body gettin down on Friday was the only line changed and repeated like 12 times.

WiiMessi10 | 0

#2214597 - Monday 21 March 2011 5:23

Persians for life!

MrFlintstone | 5

#2214618 - Monday 21 March 2011 5:27

I'm just sayin.

shout out to kingdingaling for the best name of all time. hell I might make a kingdingaling2. jk

Naomimi_fml | 6

#2214663 - Monday 21 March 2011 5:36

Yeah yeah, Rebecca Black sucks. But did you know that she's only 13? Poor kids got the entire internet world against her :/

kennababy | 0

#2214697 - Monday 21 March 2011 5:44

haha 94, don't know if you noticed, but you actually did spell his name right :)

persianjr1 | 7

#2214884 - Monday 21 March 2011 6:36

GO PERSIANS. WE ARE THE ULTIMATE RACE!!!!!!

ILoveEggnog | 7

#2214911 - Monday 21 March 2011 6:42

Kingdingaling, I have many memories from KaySl's house. But I wouldn't call them painful, just....interesting. Of course, he didn't know I was there.

Tuesdays76 | 0

#2215096 - Monday 21 March 2011 7:30

ever considered therapy? you scare me dude

ashweeeann | 0

#2215201 - Monday 21 March 2011 8:08

you spelled it right .. good job.

shaunasykes97 | 0

#2215599 - Monday 21 March 2011 9:54

KingDingALing, you are freaking amazing.

j300zx | 0

#2215625 - Monday 21 March 2011 10:12

I rather stick my dick in a blender than listen to rebecca black one more time. That song just ruined my perfect weekend.

xdannyx117x | 0

#2215672 - Monday 21 March 2011 10:57

dear god
let's trade Justin beiber , rebbeca black , and lady gaga , some of our ( cough ) best artists for one James sullivan ?
deal?
ello?
oh great he's ignoring me now

ben1122a | 0

#2216272 - Monday 21 March 2011 14:12

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

By balex_fml | 0

#2212387 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:36

first?
and sucks for you

sara8866 | 8

#2212668 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:23

Stalking is just another way to say I love you!!!!!!!

tulsafml | 0

#2212804 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:44

Exactly. So let me ask you out already!

jrsgreenfire257 | 0

#2212836 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:48

Lmao

sara8866 | 8

#2213179 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:52

No thanks I'm good

Agiggleaday | 0

#2214207 - Monday 21 March 2011 3:51

Be flattered your being stalked :P
I would be :D

maa_rico | 4

#2214310 - Monday 21 March 2011 4:14

118 i want you to be my woman.

Agiggleaday | 0

#2214687 - Monday 21 March 2011 5:41

125, I want you to be my cuddle bear :D

Agiggleaday | 0

#2214710 - Monday 21 March 2011 5:46

Probably. But I'd feel so mean if I told them to go away in person :/ I'd probably leave a stickie note on their car asking them to stop haha :)

maskedman | 9

#2214833 - Monday 21 March 2011 6:25

Agiggleaday, you are the nicest victim I have ever known of. I'm sure a lot of people would be honored to stalk you.

Agiggleaday | 0

#2214849 - Monday 21 March 2011 6:29

157, Why thank you :D
I look at things a rather different way haha.

j300zx | 0

#2215023 - Monday 21 March 2011 7:10

Haha your comment was moderated!

Leprosy_fml | 0

#2215091 - Monday 21 March 2011 7:29

haha

pinedo39 | 0

#2215121 - Monday 21 March 2011 7:40

wat does moderated mean??

By mmmPoptarts | 6

#2212419 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:40

Get addicted to jb. This will scare him away for sure

Lunaa94 | 6

#2212509 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:53

No. Rebecca Black.

gamerhead | 3

#2212581 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:10

F both of 'em!

BugsBunny1 | 4

#2213319 - Monday 21 March 2011 2:35

Okay WTF is up with Rebecca Black?!?! I only first heard about her today and I haven't been able to escape her name since!!!!

blaine72 | 0

#2214245 - Monday 21 March 2011 4:04

92 that's what I'm sayin!

xxGheTToGumbYxx | 16

#2214960 - Monday 21 March 2011 6:58

haha I just heard her friday song for the first time today, the lyrics are hilariously terrible XD

zoe768532 | 1

#3800111 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 21:57

Hahaha! lol that is so true.

By memo619 | 0

#2212424 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:40

it can always be worse :P

BballHottie34 | 9

#2214020 - Monday 21 March 2011 3:21

How

ManBearP1g | 0

#2214645 - Monday 21 March 2011 5:33

It's Texas the sleazy guy could be her brother ;)

marriiee_fml | 0

#2214892 - Monday 21 March 2011 6:37

LMAO 145.

insanesna1l | 0

#2215906 - Monday 21 March 2011 12:38

She could have no arms and legs. That would be worse

By bigmarkie2 | 3

#2212427 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:41

An aggressive, firm kick in the nuts should most likely get your point across.

persianjr1 | 7

#2213196 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:57

and spikes

tulsafml | 0

#2213266 - Monday 21 March 2011 2:26

and little hands that grab and pull

db_rainblow | 0

#2214034 - Monday 21 March 2011 3:23

^Lmao

LycaonMoon | 0

#2215909 - Monday 21 March 2011 12:39

Win to all if this, and with the shoes on fire AND with all of the above, it just might get her point across.

By KMF524 | 3

#2212436 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:42

see u on Stalked: Someone's Watching

techweed | 12

#2214545 - Monday 21 March 2011 5:13

Restraining Order FTW

By Gross2332 | 0

#2212441 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:43

Someone can't take a hint!

lighty2000 | 0

#4699310 - Tuesday 17 July 2012 13:15

I don't even think that is a hint

By aKid_namedIZ | 1

#2212448 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:43

u gotta admire his persistence lol

sandyyBabi | 0

#2213034 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:25

hahaha make a good point

docscientist | 9

#2215752 - Monday 21 March 2011 12:03

Serial killers are pretty persistent.

By wisericky | 12

#2212449 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:45

get a pet lion and see if this creepy guy still fucks with you. if he does, get a bigger lion!

emodude44 | 0

#2212868 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:53

Or a tiger.

QueenOfBoredom | 0

#2213114 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:35

or a bear oh my!

ohaiwatsurname | 0

#2213140 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:44

Or a sex change. I'm just sayin'. It could work.

BugsBunny1 | 4

#2213332 - Monday 21 March 2011 2:37

Not if he's bi...

ryanst | 7

#2214887 - Monday 21 March 2011 6:36

Don't throw out the option of a liger.. They're real, you know.

By jess6blondie9 | 2

#2212458 - Sunday 20 March 2011 23:45

Restraining order!

mendozaale | 0

#2212693 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:26

hahah ya that probably get him away for sure :)

grandpaearthling | 2

#2212796 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:43

she should start the paperwork now. at least the homicide detectives will have a suspect

justintime66451 | 2

#2212887 - Monday 21 March 2011 0:56

ya got THAT right...

yorky_fml | 0

#2213122 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:39

agreed!

mendozaale | 0

#2213166 - Monday 21 March 2011 1:50

yupp (^~^)

Cshoc16 | 0

#2214503 - Monday 21 March 2011 5:01

yea that definately sounds like a good idea...

Prankster7o7 | 5

#2214507 - Monday 21 March 2011 5:01

Self defense classes?

auzie16 | 0

#2215242 - Monday 21 March 2011 8:23

yea self defense is good.

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