By krissy - 20/03/2011 21:40 - United States

Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML
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bigmarkie2 3

An aggressive, firm kick in the nuts should most likely get your point across.

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persianjr1 7

not only is it creepy, it just wrong.

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mendozaale 0

creepy to the next level

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ipwnlosers 4

Ahahahaha, you kinda look like Rebecca Black :P

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dirtyblond 4

as long as you dont sound like her!

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deputy_g 5

she doesn;t sound like rebecca black

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sweet_candy_ 17

I just googled her I do not look like her or sound like her. Thanks to you I now have that stupid song stuck in my head.

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KingDingALing 9

I want to cut that bitch's throat with a guitar string. I want to hit her with a truck even though I don't ******* drive. I would love to repeatedly stab her to the beat of her extremely annoying and retarded song. She's like a female version of Justin Bieber. And I don't give a **** if I spelled his name wrong. I wouldn't learn how to spell his name correctly even if you made me listen to "Friday" by Rebecca Black for a week.

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prince122 0

lol i just googled her too and she does not look like you...maybe its caus you have your mouth closed?

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sweet_candy_ 17

lol KingDingALing that's just torture. Oh and even with my mouth open I don't look like her I have braces.

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KingDingALing 9

You think that's torture? Walk into KaySL's house and he'll show you REAL torture. Believe me, I would know....so many painful memories...*shudders*

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nikki456123 0

guys stop hatein if you hate her that much don't listen to her, it's that easy not only is it easy its common sense

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MrFlintstone 5

that song sounds like she threw up on the days of the week song. its almost like pop music was beat up by country music. every body gettin down on Friday was the only line changed and repeated like 12 times.

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WiiMessi10 0

Persians for life!

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MrFlintstone 5

I'm just sayin. shout out to kingdingaling for the best name of all time. hell I might make a kingdingaling2. jk

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Naomimi_fml 6

Yeah yeah, Rebecca Black sucks. But did you know that she's only 13? Poor kids got the entire internet world against her :/

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kennababy 0

haha 94, don't know if you noticed, but you actually did spell his name right :)

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persianjr1 7

GO PERSIANS. WE ARE THE ULTIMATE RACE!!!!!!

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ILoveEggnog 7

Kingdingaling, I have many memories from KaySl's house. But I wouldn't call them painful, just....interesting. Of course, he didn't know I was there.

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Tuesdays76 0

ever considered therapy? you scare me dude

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shaunasykes97 0

KingDingALing, you are freaking amazing.

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j300zx 0

I rather stick my dick in a blender than listen to rebecca black one more time. That song just ruined my perfect weekend.

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xdannyx117x 0

dear god let's trade Justin beiber , rebbeca black , and lady gaga , some of our ( cough ) best artists for one James sullivan ? deal? ello? oh great he's ignoring me now

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ben1122a 0

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

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balex_fml 0

first? and sucks for you

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sara8866 8

Stalking is just another way to say I love you!!!!!!!

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tulsafml 0

Exactly. So let me ask you out already!

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sara8866 8

No thanks I'm good

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Agiggleaday 0

Be flattered your being stalked :P I would be :D

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Agiggleaday 0

125, I want you to be my cuddle bear :D

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Agiggleaday 0

Probably. But I'd feel so mean if I told them to go away in person :/ I'd probably leave a stickie note on their car asking them to stop haha :)

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maskedman 9

Agiggleaday, you are the nicest victim I have ever known of. I'm sure a lot of people would be honored to stalk you.

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Agiggleaday 0

157, Why thank you :D I look at things a rather different way haha.

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pinedo39 0

wat does moderated mean??

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mmmPoptarts 6

Get addicted to jb. This will scare him away for sure

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BugsBunny1 4

Okay WTF is up with Rebecca Black?!?! I only first heard about her today and I haven't been able to escape her name since!!!!

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xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

haha I just heard her friday song for the first time today, the lyrics are hilariously terrible XD

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bigmarkie2 3

An aggressive, firm kick in the nuts should most likely get your point across.

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LycaonMoon 0

Win to all if this, and with the shoes on fire AND with all of the above, it just might get her point across.

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Gross2332 0

Someone can't take a hint!

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aKid_namedIZ 1

u gotta admire his persistence lol

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sandyyBabi 0

hahaha make a good point

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wisericky 12

get a pet lion and see if this creepy guy still ***** with you. if he does, get a bigger lion!

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QueenOfBoredom 0

or a bear oh my!

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ohaiwatsurname 0

Or a sex change. I'm just sayin'. It could work.

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BugsBunny1 4

Not if he's bi...

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ryanst 7

Don't throw out the option of a liger.. They're real, you know.

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mendozaale 0

hahah ya that probably get him away for sure :)

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grandpaearthling 2

she should start the paperwork now. at least the homicide detectives will have a suspect

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Cshoc16 0

yea that definately sounds like a good idea...

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Prankster7o7 5

Self defense classes?

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