Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked...

By ahappypenguin - 26/09/2012 04:07

Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML

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By ohtheirony - 22/09/2014 01:27

Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By cheaters_should_die - 18/12/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML

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By countrygirl8846 - 02/12/2015 15:02 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I went to pick up some pictures I took on a family trip, but the person at the counter said someone else had already picked them up. Now not only am I out $20, some random creep has pictures of me and my whole family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 334

You deserved it 1 518

Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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You deserved it 131

By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By tj85 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I received a letter in the mail. The letter was from a woman who explained to me every single detail of a three month affair she had with my husband. She included pictures. FML

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You deserved it 2 686

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By CreepyPaperDoll - 05/11/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML

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You deserved it 3 968

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By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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You deserved it 95

By PicturePerfect - 02/03/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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torbey 23

Wednesday 26 September 2012 11:59

At least they weren't naked pictures of your wife!

darthzerg 7

Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:03

I hope you did something about this...

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torbey 23

Wednesday 26 September 2012 11:59

At least they weren't naked pictures of your wife!

astoryofroses 9

Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:36

or were they... the one at home, I mean

Autoshot 9

Wednesday 26 September 2012 13:37

Either way, punch him in the face.

smlrockslol 4

Wednesday 26 September 2012 13:42

YOUR THE NON-BACON BELIEVER FROM THE OTHER POST!

Welshite 39

Wednesday 26 September 2012 13:45

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torbey 23

Wednesday 26 September 2012 15:45

Yes I am, and proud of it :) I suggest you read my comment regarding this on that other post, thanks.

MDTeddy 13

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:13

I would tell the wife. Something doesn't seem right.

walmartpaysme 15

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:15

I'm sure his wife knows, since she had to pay her manager to take his order at work.

kamikrazy 6

Wednesday 26 September 2012 17:28

1. We can only assume.

Driveshaft 5

Wednesday 26 September 2012 17:41

I need closure on this anecdote!!! So...many...questions...op!

Meettitan 14

Wednesday 26 September 2012 21:53

Beat his face into a red soup.

wallandpiece 16

Wednesday 26 September 2012 22:02

Maybe OP's wife is involved with the mob..

kyarush 10

Thursday 27 September 2012 6:44

Sounds like it's grounds for an ass whoopin' and a very good explanation to me.

exitdecay 6

Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:02

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drunkandfml 11

Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:03

That's the point, genius.

AllThingsBright_ 11

Friday 28 September 2012 7:12

So let me get this straight OP... You saw a shady looking person and you actually went over to him when he beckoned for you? Whatever happened to stranger danger?

lilpsyco 16

Wednesday 7 November 2012 8:57

To scare the shit out of him. He's obviously a freak so he probably has nothing else to do

darthzerg 7

Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:03

I hope you did something about this...

gatorade009 1

Wednesday 26 September 2012 13:53

Call the police. Save the pictures as evidence.

onlychildFTW 33

Wednesday 26 September 2012 19:22

Make sure to leave his finger prints on them, just to make sure everything works out with the police. Creepy guy, you should have taken his picture and see how he likes it. Haha.

LarryLaDouche 13

Thursday 27 September 2012 0:50

I wouldn't normally resort to physical violence, but for the life of me I can only think of turning this guy into dog food.

mackdeezy 22

Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:04

Well.... at least he's an honest stalker.... ?

yupitssoph 18

Wednesday 26 September 2012 17:28

This FML honestly gave me chills, more than any other "I saw a random man/received a creepy letter" type FML ever has.

0ops_i_died 8

Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:05

What a creeper.

PipingMouse 14

Wednesday 26 September 2012 14:46

Time to get new drapes on our windows, honey!

jdimaria3 13

Wednesday 26 September 2012 15:13

Sssssss that'sssssssss a nice wife you have there, it would be a ssssssssshame if sssssomething were to happen to her

blushy 14

Wednesday 26 September 2012 16:06

dude that is really scary. you should do somwthing about it

gc327072 30

Wednesday 26 September 2012 18:05

45- KILL IT! KILL IT WITH PICKAXES!

thingamajiga 5

Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:06

So what did you say to him?

OhDearBetrayal 25

Wednesday 26 September 2012 13:56

"Jolly gee, stranger! I just love getting my wifes pictures but I've been so busy lately. Looks like you did all the work for me."

pavlovaaLOVE 7

Wednesday 26 September 2012 15:47

Jolly gee?! Wtf. You could have been sarcastic with out that. Thats not normal.. Even in sarcasm

Khariau 8

Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:07

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Khariau 8

Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:26

*in

courtney0510 1

Thursday 27 September 2012 4:34

Yeah, im thinking no.

nightwishs 13

Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:07

Ummm that would be when you contact the police. That's not right. That's seriously ****** up

rsunshine2020 13

Thursday 27 September 2012 1:21

You don't say.

crazycountrychic 1

Thursday 27 September 2012 1:41

Definatly!! That's a problem there that needs to be reported

musicman79 0

Monday 1 October 2012 0:13

Really call the police... Not post it on fml!:P

HeyArnold91 8

Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:15

That is beyond creepy. If you know what he looks like notify the police now!

toelie 26

Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:20

On the news tonight: "The police are looking for a shady looking person."

ZombieSazza 34

Thursday 11 June 2015 15:49

Well actually, his finger prints would highly likely be on the photo prints. If the cops are bored enough (which I doubt) they would be maybe be able to get an identification from that.

MrBond007_fml 6

Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:16

If they were nice prints you should keep them, maybe hang them up somewhere. How nice of this man to take photos of your wife free of charge. Wait are you sure your not on like a cruise ship or something?