FML : Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed...

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Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ahappypenguin / Wednesday 26 September 2012 04:07 /

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By torbey | 23

#4973763 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 11:59

At least they weren't naked pictures of your wife!

By darthzerg | 7

#4973780 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:03

I hope you did something about this...

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By torbey | 23

#4973763 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 11:59

At least they weren't naked pictures of your wife!

astoryofroses | 9

#4973911 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:36

or were they... the one at home, I mean

Autoshot | 9

#4974101 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 01:37

Either way, punch him in the face.

smlrockslol | 4

#4974122 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 01:42

YOUR THE NON-BACON BELIEVER FROM THE OTHER POST!

Welshite | 39

#4974136 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 01:45

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

torbey | 23

#4974409 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 03:45

Yes I am, and proud of it :) I suggest you read my comment regarding this on that other post, thanks.

MDTeddy | 13

#4974514 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 04:13

I would tell the wife. Something doesn't seem right.

walmartpaysme | 15

#4974518 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 04:15

I'm sure his wife knows, since she had to pay her manager to take his order at work.

kamikrazy | 6

#4974794 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 05:28

1. We can only assume.

Driveshaft | 5

#4974825 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 05:41

I need closure on this anecdote!!! So...many...questions...op!

Meettitan | 14

#4975565 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 09:53

Beat his face into a red soup.

wallandpiece | 16

#4975575 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 10:02

Maybe OP's wife is involved with the mob..

kyarush | 10

#4976984 - Thursday 27 September 2012 06:44

Sounds like it's grounds for an ass whoopin' and a very good explanation to me.

By exitdecay | 6

#4973771 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:02

why would he show them to you?

drunkandfml | 11

#4973776 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:03

That's the point, genius.

AllThingsBright_ | 11

#4980475 - Friday 28 September 2012 07:12

So let me get this straight OP... You saw a shady looking person and you actually went over to him when he beckoned for you? Whatever happened to stranger danger?

lilpsyco | 16

#5123309 - Wednesday 7 November 2012 08:57

To scare the shit out of him. He's obviously a freak so he probably has nothing else to do

By darthzerg | 7

#4973780 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:03

I hope you did something about this...

gatorade009 | 1

#4974151 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 01:53

Call the police. Save the pictures as evidence.

onlychildFTW | 33

#4975189 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 07:22

Make sure to leave his finger prints on them, just to make sure everything works out with the police. Creepy guy, you should have taken his picture and see how he likes it. Haha.

LarryLaDouche | 13

#4976173 - Thursday 27 September 2012 12:50

I wouldn't normally resort to physical violence, but for the life of me I can only think of turning this guy into dog food.

By mackdeezy | 17

#4973785 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:04

Well.... at least he's an honest stalker.... ?

yupitssoph | 18

#4974789 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 05:28

This FML honestly gave me chills, more than any other "I saw a random man/received a creepy letter" type FML ever has.

By 0ops_i_died | 8

#4973789 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:05

What a creeper.

PipingMouse | 14

#4974276 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 02:46

Time to get new drapes on our windows, honey!

jdimaria3 | 11

#4974334 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 03:13

Sssssss that'sssssssss a nice wife you have there, it would be a ssssssssshame if sssssomething were to happen to her

blushy | 14

#4974469 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 04:06

dude that is really scary. you should do somwthing about it

gc327072 | 29

#4974876 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 06:05

45- KILL IT! KILL IT WITH PICKAXES!

By thingamajiga | 5

#4973791 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:06

So what did you say to him?

OhDearBetrayal | 25

#4974163 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 01:56

"Jolly gee, stranger! I just love getting my wifes pictures but I've been so busy lately. Looks like you did all the work for me."

pavlovaaLOVE | 7

#4974418 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 03:47

Jolly gee?! Wtf. You could have been sarcastic with out that. Thats not normal.. Even in sarcasm

By Khariau | 8

#4973794 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:07

Well it might be someone you know on disguise...

Khariau | 8

#4973879 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:26

*in

courtney0510 | 1

#4976724 - Thursday 27 September 2012 04:34

Yeah, im thinking no.

By nightwishs | 13

#4973800 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:07

Ummm that would be when you contact the police. That's not right. That's seriously fucked up

rsunshine2020 | 13

#4976249 - Thursday 27 September 2012 01:21

You don't say.

crazycountrychic | 1

#4976298 - Thursday 27 September 2012 01:41

Definatly!! That's a problem there that needs to be reported

musicman79 | 0

#4989323 - Monday 1 October 2012 12:13

Really call the police... Not post it on fml!:P

By HeyArnold91 | 8

#4973834 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:15

That is beyond creepy. If you know what he looks like notify the police now!

toelie | 20

#4973861 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:20

On the news tonight: "The police are looking for a shady looking person."

ZombieSazza | 34

#6317312 - Thursday 11 June 2015 03:49

Well actually, his finger prints would highly likely be on the photo prints. If the cops are bored enough (which I doubt) they would be maybe be able to get an identification from that.

By MrBond007_fml | 6

#4973839 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:16

If they were nice prints you should keep them, maybe hang them up somewhere. How nice of this man to take photos of your wife free of charge. Wait are you sure your not on like a cruise ship or something?