Today, I saw a shady looking person on the street. As I walked past him, he said, "Hey, come here." Thinking he needed something, I went over. He handed me several pictures of my wife, in public and at home. I've never seen this man before in my life. FML
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torbey
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At least they weren't naked pictures of your wife!
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darthzerg
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I hope you did something about this...
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torbey
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At least they weren't naked pictures of your wife!
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astoryofroses
| 9
or were they... the one at home, I mean
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Autoshot
| 9
Either way, punch him in the face.
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smlrockslol
| 4
YOUR THE NON-BACON BELIEVER FROM THE OTHER POST!
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Welshite
| 39
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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torbey
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Yes I am, and proud of it :) I suggest you read my comment regarding this on that other post, thanks.
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MDTeddy
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I would tell the wife. Something doesn't seem right.
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walmartpaysme
| 15
I'm sure his wife knows, since she had to pay her manager to take his order at work.
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kamikrazy
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1. We can only assume.
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Driveshaft
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I need closure on this anecdote!!! So...many...questions...op!
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Meettitan
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Beat his face into a red soup.
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wallandpiece
| 16
Maybe OP's wife is involved with the mob..
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kyarush
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Sounds like it's grounds for an ass whoopin' and a very good explanation to me.
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exitdecay
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drunkandfml
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That's the point, genius.
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AllThingsBright_
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So let me get this straight OP... You saw a shady looking person and you actually went over to him when he beckoned for you? Whatever happened to stranger danger?
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lilpsyco
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To scare the shit out of him. He's obviously a freak so he probably has nothing else to do
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darthzerg
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I hope you did something about this...
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gatorade009
| 1
Call the police. Save the pictures as evidence.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Make sure to leave his finger prints on them, just to make sure everything works out with the police. Creepy guy, you should have taken his picture and see how he likes it. Haha.
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LarryLaDouche
| 13
I wouldn't normally resort to physical violence, but for the life of me I can only think of turning this guy into dog food.
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mackdeezy
| 21
Well.... at least he's an honest stalker.... ?
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yupitssoph
| 18
This FML honestly gave me chills, more than any other "I saw a random man/received a creepy letter" type FML ever has.
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0ops_i_died
| 8
What a creeper.
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PipingMouse
| 14
Time to get new drapes on our windows, honey!
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jdimaria3
| 13
Sssssss that'sssssssss a nice wife you have there, it would be a ssssssssshame if sssssomething were to happen to her
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blushy
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dude that is really scary. you should do somwthing about it
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gc327072
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45- KILL IT! KILL IT WITH PICKAXES!
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thingamajiga
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So what did you say to him?
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OhDearBetrayal
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"Jolly gee, stranger! I just love getting my wifes pictures but I've been so busy lately. Looks like you did all the work for me."
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pavlovaaLOVE
| 7
Jolly gee?! Wtf. You could have been sarcastic with out that. Thats not normal.. Even in sarcasm
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Khariau
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Khariau
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*in
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courtney0510
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Yeah, im thinking no.
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nightwishs
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Ummm that would be when you contact the police. That's not right. That's seriously fucked up
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rsunshine2020
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You don't say.
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crazycountrychic
| 1
Definatly!! That's a problem there that needs to be reported
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musicman79
| 0
Really call the police... Not post it on fml!:P
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HeyArnold91
| 8
That is beyond creepy. If you know what he looks like notify the police now!
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toelie
| 24
On the news tonight: "The police are looking for a shady looking person."
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ZombieSazza
| 34
Well actually, his finger prints would highly likely be on the photo prints. If the cops are bored enough (which I doubt) they would be maybe be able to get an identification from that.
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MrBond007_fml
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If they were nice prints you should keep them, maybe hang them up somewhere. How nice of this man to take photos of your wife free of charge.
Wait are you sure your not on like a cruise ship or something?
Wait are you sure your not on like a cruise ship or something?
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ammerhammer
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Do you do that? Are you the stalker? Why else would defend him?
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CrystalWest
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It's a joke, genius