By Anonymous /
Wednesday 3 November 2010 18:10 /
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DrAwesome
| 6
This wouldn't have been a problem if you'd remembered to bring your emergency jetpacks.
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sweet_candy_
| 17
yaaaay you got some exercise :)
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DrAwesome
| 6
This wouldn't have been a problem if you'd remembered to bring your emergency jetpacks.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
They left the jetpack keys in the car!
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beeship321
| 4
Am I the only one who realized this has been on fml before?
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mdog1114
| 0
agreed
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BethiiGeex
| 0
Lol xD
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bwhahaha_fml
| 10
13 you are correct.
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kofinater
| 3
wtf happened to my first, I actually made a legit comment...
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the_flirtt
| 0
now thats a good hike :)
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madarchod
| 0
Don't tell me after getting your car keys you walked back all the way to your car, coz that will not be FML anymore but will be "I am so stupid that I don't deserve to write FML"
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Grammar_Police
| 0
well, arent you a clever one?
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
Reminds me off the time me and bear grylls were lost in a nature preserve, he told me that the only way to survive was for us to make sweet love....thanks to bear im still alive today
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TooAsianMane
| 0
it happeneds. sucks for u tho. hope u lost a few pounds.
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TooAsianMane
| 0
Yo the flirt, my friend said he saw your profile pic on this porn site. haha that's pretty sad dude. seems that you like 3 sums with the guys being bi. gross man.
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KingDingALing
| 9
73- Why was your friend on a website where there was 3 guys having sex?
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nerdsgetmehot
| 22
#73 Not everyone thinks guy-on-guy action is gross. I don't! :P
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
#75 everyone who isn't a flaming gay does
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KingDingALing
| 9
I throw up when I see two guys kissing. I would throw up and shit my pants at the same time if I were to see three guys kissing.
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nerdsgetmehot
| 22
#86 Your homophobia makes me a little nauseous.
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KaySL
| 24
Oh, you piss and shit yourself as the wind blows. I think it's hawt. Hawt.
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pooper19
| 0
I heard that if u have crabs and u hold a mirror in front of your crotch they will all jump off thinking that it's another crotch is this true?
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Person000
| 0
#73 did this friend who happened to be on a gay porn site happen to be you?
and yes 'the flirts' picture is probably fake, he's just trying to act cool.
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pooper19
| 0
I've never seen someone trying to act cool by putting a fake pic up damn him
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voodoopandaa
| 0
hahaha :D
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megaluke
| 0
ydi for being a smartass
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xBIG_Dx
| 0
#88 to me two guys kissing is nasty and i start to throw up when i see it also, and fwi it doesnt make me a homophobe it just means im not gay
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dudeitsdanny
| 9
No, it means you're both whiny pussies =)
I'm straight, I've seen plenty of men kissing, especially when I'm up near Castro in SF. I've never felt disgust. Maybe I'm not trying to overcompensate to hide something, though..
But the two of you need to get your heads out of your asses(as much as you may enjoy it), and stop exaggerating, because it makes you look like pricks trying to hide their homosexuality by butching it up and overcompensating.
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Zebidee
| 8
Danny, In my experience, the biggest mistake straight guys make about homosexuality is that it in some way revolves around them. How many times have you heard a straight guy go "That dude's a fag! What if he tries to have sex with me?!!" or "Lesbians - hurr - 3sum". In both cases, there's very little chance that either would happen. I'm straight, but I'm not an idiot.
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MidgetMonster
| 0
You are so dumb, you are really dumb, fo' real.
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rock999
| 0
WTF ????
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JGood09
| 0
Hahaha 139 win. Antoine Dodson FTW
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chloec16
| 0
139!!! hahahahahaha win!!!!!!
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CoachLlama
| 5
I give you a 10 on planning. A FAIL on implementation.
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HeyDontReadThis
| 0
did you drink your own piss after?
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Autobot93
| 10
What about the teleportation devices?!
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ajh557
| 22
@60 if your a pussy
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sweet_candy_
| 17
yaaaay you got some exercise :)
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aardvarkish
| 15
Yes! Look on the bright side.
(What the HELL??!!)
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gunman15
| 4
true
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JUST_STFU_N_GTFO
| 0
18, if she got blisters it was her own fault. She should had been wearing comfortable shoes or better yet— sandals.
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elbenno3
| 0
dang
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ohthebloodygore
| 16
114, you're an idiot. If you're walking for four hours, you're going to get blisters. Not always, but for someone who isn't used to walking that much, then yes. Obviously OP isn't accustomed to it if he/she had to write an FML about the walk.
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Night22_fml
| 4
What's wrong with your eyebrows?
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DevianceIsBliss
| 0
Well that's too freaking bad. Stop whining and start walking, my friend.
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DrAwesome
| 6
Either FML is acting up by putting my comment twice, or this is DrAwesome's evil twin brother, DrAwesome. He is equally as handsome.
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rainbowsherbet
| 0
haha. dr.awesome is so awesome it's squared!
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CitizenSnipz
| 0
that's awesome
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TitDirt
| 0
Maybe its because you're such an idiot that they wanted to clone you in hopes of making less of a dumb ass but failed and now they have double the idiocy on their hands.
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DrAwesome
| 6
My mom never got me a troll doll when I was little. Now I have a troll of my very own. :3
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PushMyButtons
| 5
wellllll that was stupid. sorry OP that was all in you (and partly on your mom)
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dudeitsdanny
| 9
It was stupid.
And the second or third time it happens to an FML user, lol. You'd think they'd learn ;D
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MrsLender_fml
| 3
Haha but it'll happen again.. and again.. and again.
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keekah
| 0
Well that sucks but that is definitely something you make sure you have before walking off.
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yafuckyourlife
| 4
Today, my dog died. I'm blind. FML
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pooper19
| 0
I wore my hat in the tanning bed on accident
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Zebidee
| 8
In that case, how can you tell? Maybe it's just very very still?
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yafuckyourlife
| 4
Well, if that was the case he's dead now.
By the way, dog doesn't taste as bad as you'd think.
Hey, don't judge! I was running low on food.
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Zebidee
| 8
Haha! Never tried dog (yet)...
I did have a horse sausage the other day, which was kinda freaky, but that's another story.
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KasCiaYr
| 0
huh?
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MetallicaRules19
| 4
i had kangaroo yeterday >.<
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Zebidee
| 8
#133 - I used to have kangaroo pretty often in Australia, but here in Germany, it's as rare as - well - kangaroo meat. They're big into game meats here though, which is more or less the same.
#112 - what was the 'huh?' to? The horse sausage comment? It's the first time I've ever tried it, but it's not that unusual outside of the English-speaking world. Google 'horse meat' for a quick overview.
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yafuckyourlife
| 4
Actually, it's not that unusual IN the English-speaking world either.
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Charlotteeexx
| 0
I have never understood how people manage to lock their keys in the car?
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JayBear14
| 11
OP didn't, he just forget them in his mom's car.
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binkybaby
| 3
I'm not sure about other people, but I've done it. I had just gotten my new car, and didn't realize that the doors lock after you start it...but more like a minute after, so I got out and closed the door and PRESTO keys in locked car.
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TheIrishJaneDoe
| 8
Mr. Doe works for AAA. He's gotten real (ie, not prank) calls from people who've locked *themselves* inside their cars. I shit you not.
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Charlotteeexx
| 0
aha, I get it now :)
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MeganCello
| 8
This why the human race needs to learn how to fly. Sorry, OP.
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aardvarkish
| 15
You'd think!
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Syrael
| 0
agreed!!
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maybaybe
| 0
Haha how awesome would that be?!
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jakeisawake
| 3
Ha, niiiiiiice.
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