By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 18:10 - United Kingdom
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This wouldn't have been a problem if you'd remembered to bring your emergency jetpacks.
They left the jetpack keys in the car!
Am I the only one who realized this has been on fml before?
agreed
Lol xD
13 you are correct.
Don't tell me after getting your car keys you walked back all the way to your car, coz that will not be FML anymore but will be "I am so stupid that I don't deserve to write FML"
Reminds me off the time me and bear grylls were lost in a nature preserve, he told me that the only way to survive was for us to make sweet love....thanks to bear im still alive today
#73 Not everyone thinks guy-on-guy action is gross. I don't! :P
#75 everyone who isn't a flaming gay does
#86 Your homophobia makes me a little nauseous.
hahaha :D
No, it means you're both whiny ******* =) I'm straight, I've seen plenty of men kissing, especially when I'm up near Castro in SF. I've never felt disgust. Maybe I'm not trying to overcompensate to hide something, though.. But the two of you need to get your heads out of your asses(as much as you may enjoy it), and stop exaggerating, because it makes you look like pricks trying to hide their homosexuality by butching it up and overcompensating.
Danny, In my experience, the biggest mistake straight guys make about homosexuality is that it in some way revolves around them. How many times have you heard a straight guy go "That dude's a fag! What if he tries to have sex with me?!!" or "Lesbians - hurr - 3sum". In both cases, there's very little chance that either would happen. I'm straight, but I'm not an idiot.
You are so dumb, you are really dumb, fo' real.
WTF ????
Hahaha 139 win. Antoine Dodson FTW
139!!! hahahahahaha win!!!!!!
did you drink your own piss after?
What about the teleportation devices?!
@60 if your a pussy
yaaaay you got some exercise :)
Yes! Look on the bright side. (What the HELL??!!)
true
dang
Either FML is acting up by putting my comment twice, or this is DrAwesome's evil twin brother, DrAwesome. He is equally as handsome.
that's awesome
My mom never got me a troll doll when I was little. Now I have a troll of my very own. :3
Today, my dog died. I'm blind. FML
In that case, how can you tell? Maybe it's just very very still?
Well, if that was the case he's dead now. By the way, dog doesn't taste as bad as you'd think. Hey, don't judge! I was running low on food.
Haha! Never tried dog (yet)... I did have a horse sausage the other day, which was kinda freaky, but that's another story.
huh?
i had kangaroo yeterday >.<
#133 - I used to have kangaroo pretty often in Australia, but here in Germany, it's as rare as - well - kangaroo meat. They're big into game meats here though, which is more or less the same. #112 - what was the 'huh?' to? The horse sausage comment? It's the first time I've ever tried it, but it's not that unusual outside of the English-speaking world. Google 'horse meat' for a quick overview.
Actually, it's not that unusual IN the English-speaking world either.
I have never understood how people manage to lock their keys in the car?
I'm not sure about other people, but I've done it. I had just gotten my new car, and didn't realize that the doors lock after you start it...but more like a minute after, so I got out and closed the door and PRESTO keys in locked car.
Mr. Doe works for AAA. He's gotten real (ie, not prank) calls from people who've locked *themselves* inside their cars. I shit you not.
aha, I get it now :)
This why the human race needs to learn how to fly. Sorry, OP.
You'd think!
agreed!!
Haha how awesome would that be?!
Ha, niiiiiiice.
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This wouldn't have been a problem if you'd remembered to bring your emergency jetpacks.
yaaaay you got some exercise :)