nick
United States
Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my car horn got some sort of short and started beeping every 20 seconds or so. On the way to get it fixed, I got stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Behind a cop car. FML
carsuck
United States
Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, one of my idiot co-workers thought it'd be hilarious to "fix" my car while I was working. Now every time I step on the brake pedal, the horn goes off. FML
Geric Brawner
Here in my car, I feel safest of all
Today, my car broke down in traffic. It's okay though, everyone honked in support while I moved my vehicle from the busy intersection. Only the third time this month. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Sticky
Today, while at work, I was driving a manual car for the third time ever. I managed to stall it and jolt forward, bumping the horn at the same time in front of a group of people. FML
Kevin
United States
Move!
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Anonymous
Harlow, United Kingdom
Today, my car alarm went off during a funeral. Three times. FML
PolarBear2020
Rent-a-wreck
Today, I was driving my rented car on the highway at 60 mph when I realized that the brakes had gone. FML
headache
United States
Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
Jordan
Herndon, United States
Luck of the draw
Today, I waited 3 hours and paid $360 to have a routine tuneup done on my old car. As I pulled into my driveway, about to turn off the engine, one of my headlights blew. FML
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Shellbuster 0
That is how to fix things, just ignore it.
princess711 0
hmm let's see... you're on a highway, trying to go somewhere, and your horn malfunctions...are you going to sit there and wait for it to possibly (ahem probably NOT) stop malfunctioning or ate you gonna try to get to where ever you need to go to get it fixed?
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Comments (117)
dabowlingman 14
you stole that from the movie "little miss sunshine" jerk
dalka72 0
did u even try to pull over and turn ur car off?
wriptidez 0
ydi for not stopping and having a car savvy person unhook the horn
myunicornbarfedo 0
ha. man I really hate the people that say ydi for everything then give a seeminly simple solution to the problem. Maybe her horn malfunctioned while driving along the freeway, and she didn't know that there was an unpluger thingyjigger under the hood. I didn't.
Sinkhole 26
Well, if she didn't know that there is such a thing as an "unpluger thingyjigger", doesn't she deserve it for not knowing how her car works?
xoxchelaxox08 17
Not everyone is mechanically inclined, (why, I can't even tie my shoelaces without assistance!). That's why these people called mechanics are still in business. maybe you've heard of them? Where can I find one? I can't use a phone book either, I think there really complicated.
wisericky 12
if your going to drive a car you should know how it works ( at least a little), mechanics dont spawn next to you when you need them.
Sinkhole 26
76 - Maybe you should read all the comments made before yours, see how many people are giving solutions for OP's problem? Do you think all of them are mechanics? They probably know how to fix that because, if they're going to drive, they care enough to learn how to solve this kind of problems. Of course car mechanics are there for a reason, but I take it that if you're going to drive, you should at least learn a little bit about your car, that knowledge could definitely help you if you get stuck in the middle of nowhere.
yousirareamoron 0
I'm not a mechanic and I know about the fuse box in my car. some people are just hopelessly ignorant. my dad (also not a mechanic) taught me to change my oil, check fluid levels, change my brake pads, and various other car maintenance. that includes replacing faulty fuses
sumnerr 0
lol- that's not an fml it's a fyl
airforce987 20
you probably pressed down on it too hard so that it got stuck in the blaring position. I would've fixed it the Russian way, punching it and hitting it with bottles of vodka until it stopped. works every time
wisericky 12
i was going to use duc tape to fix the horn, but the Russan way sounds like more fun =D
hkburns 0
Haha listen to Brian Reagen's skit on that...Pretty funny!
TryptamineDreame 0
Wow, you're an idiot. Surely you know someone that knows a thing or two about cars, and if you don't then why wouldn't you call a repair shop or something and ask them what to do. If you have a car, you obviously must be getting regular maitenance done to it so I would hope you would have their number programmed in your phone. If you don't have a cell phone then you're also an idiot if you're driving, for instances like this. You deserve it for letting this happen for an HOUR, lmfao.
peabody89 0
obviously someone who drives for an hour with it going off would never think of tht
kalizaphda 0
that's when you pull the fuse, you ********!