Intimacy: Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood...

By troubleintoyland - 24/12/2010 03:03 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2011 07:24 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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By Sully - 07/02/2010 00:17 - United States

Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By Ouch - 25/04/2011 19:31 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

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By still laughing - 28/08/2015 21:48 - United States - Providence

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML

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By notsosexy - 18/07/2020 08:01

Today, I attempted to have amazing birthday sex with my boyfriend in his dorm room. Everything was going great until we tried switching positions. I hit my head so hard on the bunk above his bed that I gave myself a concussion, and blacked out. Needless to say, the moment was ruined. FML

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By dontpanic - 21/09/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was getting up to leave and I, trying to be romantic, got up behind her and tried to swing her back down onto the bed and kiss her simultaneously, misjudged the distance and threw her into the wall, her head then bounced off the wall and into my forehead, spraining her nose. FML

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By owl + bungee cord - 07/01/2014 20:38 - United States - Herndon

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML

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By KO - 12/10/2014 16:45 - United States

Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML

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By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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SkateElement44 0

Friday 24 December 2010 9:00

Did it make you feel like a child again? Having sex?

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Friday 24 December 2010 9:40

Okay, having sex in the place you grew up in would kill the mood. YDI.

Comments

StJimmy117 0

Friday 24 December 2010 8:57

really?

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Friday 24 December 2010 9:16

It's my fantasy to have sex in child's bedroom, just not with an adult...

I_R_Genius 3

Friday 24 December 2010 10:08

That's what you get for having sex before marriage. JK lol I don't care about that. But, damn OP that ******* sucks.

DmnUall 0

Friday 24 December 2010 19:50

really? REALLY? your life is ****** because of this?

CitizenSnipz 0

Friday 24 December 2010 9:00

Faceshelf.

thirdtesticle 0

Friday 24 December 2010 15:40

haha

corkscrew8888 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:17

win

lolzkitty 0

Monday 6 June 2011 17:28

ow....but hahaha rofl

SkateElement44 0

Friday 24 December 2010 9:00

Did it make you feel like a child again? Having sex?

SparcMac 0

Friday 24 December 2010 10:47

lolololol

leondie 0

Friday 24 December 2010 9:05

it's almost a sign that you must never have sex in your childhoods bedroom.

block1 2

Friday 24 December 2010 9:11

How could that ever kill the mood.. :o

kimkiiim_fml 7

Friday 24 December 2010 9:34

Oh god. You're awesome <3

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Friday 24 December 2010 9:40

Okay, having sex in the place you grew up in would kill the mood. YDI.

cowboyy_fml 0

Friday 24 December 2010 11:39

hey

mercedes3210 6

Friday 24 December 2010 12:51

Not really, it all depends on the person.

CoGhostRider 31

Saturday 3 August 2013 9:37

If seething like this kills the mood y'all need some passion! I have been kicked off the bed mid sex and just used it as a good time to swap positions!