Wipers are quite easy to remove. My friend had his fly off when he was driving and he was only going about 30 miles an hour. I'm going to assume OP didn't think their wipers would get taken twice since it's an unusual thing to take. They did learn their lesson since they decided to sit in their car waiting for the person to take them. It's not like OP can do much to prevent their wiper blades from being stolen so back off.

This made my day haha!

best first comment ever

great 1st comment

OP's not a bright "spark" for falling asleep in the car.

it's not that noisy or hard to take off windshield wipers, I think anyone would sleep through that

I agree with #43. besides.. they sound like a professional at this point!

As a mechanic, most cars wipers can be removed in seconds fairly quietly. Even the arms if one wishes to take those off too.

Maybe theyre just stealing them to piss op off?

Wipers for mi car actually cost around 30 bucks. And it's a 90s car.

16 that was my thought too, could be somebody who just has an issue with OP

#6, have you seen the price of windshield wipers lately? They don't come cheap. I can remember when they were about $2.00 a piece.

Depends on whether you're talking about just the wiper blades or the whole thingy. Just the blades can be gotten cheaply for $8 or so.

As opposed to jewelry thieves and bank robbers that are nice?

They attempted a pun. It wasn't amazing but it's relevant to windscreen wipers :)

That's a pretty good idea!

Perhaps op's camera will get stolen too!

#47 put the camera(s) in the car

I'm wondering the same thing unless one of OP'S friends is just fucking with their head.

What if the wiper thief just knows they can get away with it on OP's car, so they keep doing it and its not personal at all?

Or they're doing it to piss them off. Or it could be a friend trying to play a prank on them.