nick
United States
Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my car horn got some sort of short and started beeping every 20 seconds or so. On the way to get it fixed, I got stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Behind a cop car. FML
carsuck
United States
Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, one of my idiot co-workers thought it'd be hilarious to "fix" my car while I was working. Now every time I step on the brake pedal, the horn goes off. FML
Geric Brawner
Here in my car, I feel safest of all
Today, my car broke down in traffic. It's okay though, everyone honked in support while I moved my vehicle from the busy intersection. Only the third time this month. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Sticky
Today, while at work, I was driving a manual car for the third time ever. I managed to stall it and jolt forward, bumping the horn at the same time in front of a group of people. FML
Kevin
United States
Move!
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Anonymous
Harlow, United Kingdom
Today, my car alarm went off during a funeral. Three times. FML
PolarBear2020
Rent-a-wreck
Today, I was driving my rented car on the highway at 60 mph when I realized that the brakes had gone. FML
headache
United States
Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
Jordan
Herndon, United States
Luck of the draw
Today, I waited 3 hours and paid $360 to have a routine tuneup done on my old car. As I pulled into my driveway, about to turn off the engine, one of my headlights blew. FML
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Shellbuster 0
That is how to fix things, just ignore it.
princess711 0
hmm let's see... you're on a highway, trying to go somewhere, and your horn malfunctions...are you going to sit there and wait for it to possibly (ahem probably NOT) stop malfunctioning or ate you gonna try to get to where ever you need to go to get it fixed?
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Comments (117)
mrahhhhh 21
So OP... exactly how horny were you? If you have an IQ over that of a tree frog you should get the above joke. Also you win 0.2 internets.
shhhhhh10 0
Ha!
johnnie254 7
can this really happen?
xxSLUTASORUS_REX 0
yeahh it really can! happened to me!
piratevegan 0
It must have sucked even more when that cop found gay **** in your trunk, when it was actually your brother in law's!
ohthebloodygore 16
Do us both a favor and stop trying to be funny.
DocBastard 40
I couldn't agree more, Gore. This joke was a spectacular failure.
MmmBabycakes 0
this reminds me of the movie "Little Miss Sunshine" :)
allanjtwright 0
go my favorite sports team score a goal unit basket
unclepester 0
^ Brian Regen, if you don't know now you know.
mitchymitch_fml 0
Toyota?
x_missystaceey 0
haha, honk if your horny ;)
macntalkpro 0
just unplug the horn fuse from the fuse box...
olg2209 0
a great inventer named thomas edison invented a thing called a fuse ! try pulling that out of your fuse box .
DocBastard 40
I had no idea Edison invented fuses (he did - I verified it.) Thanks for that. FMLducation is fun!