nick
United States
Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my car horn got some sort of short and started beeping every 20 seconds or so. On the way to get it fixed, I got stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Behind a cop car. FML
carsuck
United States
Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, one of my idiot co-workers thought it'd be hilarious to "fix" my car while I was working. Now every time I step on the brake pedal, the horn goes off. FML
Geric Brawner
Here in my car, I feel safest of all
Today, my car broke down in traffic. It's okay though, everyone honked in support while I moved my vehicle from the busy intersection. Only the third time this month. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Sticky
Today, while at work, I was driving a manual car for the third time ever. I managed to stall it and jolt forward, bumping the horn at the same time in front of a group of people. FML
Kevin
United States
Move!
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Anonymous
Harlow, United Kingdom
Today, my car alarm went off during a funeral. Three times. FML
PolarBear2020
Rent-a-wreck
Today, I was driving my rented car on the highway at 60 mph when I realized that the brakes had gone. FML
headache
United States
Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
Jordan
Herndon, United States
Luck of the draw
Today, I waited 3 hours and paid $360 to have a routine tuneup done on my old car. As I pulled into my driveway, about to turn off the engine, one of my headlights blew. FML
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Shellbuster 0
That is how to fix things, just ignore it.
princess711 0
hmm let's see... you're on a highway, trying to go somewhere, and your horn malfunctions...are you going to sit there and wait for it to possibly (ahem probably NOT) stop malfunctioning or ate you gonna try to get to where ever you need to go to get it fixed?
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inkdot 8
I wish i was there to see that!
Lord_Osiris 0
If you were Brian Regan you may have considered pretending that you were listening to a sportscast on the radio. You would need to roll down the window and start shouting "Yay. Go my favorite sports team go. Beat the opponents soundly! Yay they scored a goal unit. Huzzah."
morgan020 0
similar thing happened to me once but my lights and horn were both going off. I just pulled over and pulled the fuse out for the horn. i didn't know what to do about the lights but at least it wasn't blaring for the 1 1/2 hr drive home.
Mofozofo 3
Then pretend you're the poh-lees. And go even faster !
sapphyredragon 0
The same thing happened to me! It was almost midnight and I was driving down the interstate to see my friend for her birthday. I did pull over on the side of the road in hopes that I could figure out how to stop it, but a cop pulled up behind me and laughed at my story. He said he didn't know how to stop it and that I should just go ahead and drive. Of course, this was in VA... maybe they'd be less friendly about it elsewhere.
J9DeeZy 4
solution=pull out the fuse for the horn. dumbass.
mfeb74 2
This happened to me once on the highway, i pulled over and began to beat the wheel
catkat1988 17
Judging from the comment, the majority of the people don't have that much sympathy with your situation, but I can't believe that the majority of the voters actually find a horn getting stuck a genuine FML. Ok, your car had a minor break-down, which was probably even fairly easily fixable - but you find it okay to keep on driving for an hour on a highway with a constantly honking horn, when you could've pulled over and found way to solve the problem next time you got the chance? Did you consider the disruptions that causes to the traffic? There's a reason why that's not legal.
Idkwhatmynameis 0
little Miss Sunshine:D
capricorngyrl 0
lmao!!!! suxs to be u!!!! lol