Today, my car horn got some sort of short and started beeping...

By Anonymous - 19/07/2019 06:01

Today, my car horn got some sort of short and started beeping every 20 seconds or so. On the way to get it fixed, I got stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Behind a cop car. FML

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hugtrees13 16

Friday 19 July 2019 22:18

Just show them that it beeps when you aren’t pressing it.🤷🏻‍♂️problem solved.

Cowgirl1293 26

Saturday 20 July 2019 9:07

you can Google how to unhook your horn and unhook it before you drive any where.

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hugtrees13 16

Friday 19 July 2019 22:18

Just show them that it beeps when you aren’t pressing it.🤷🏻‍♂️problem solved.

Cowgirl1293 26

Saturday 20 July 2019 9:07

you can Google how to unhook your horn and unhook it before you drive any where.

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