Edjucasion is good for the brane op! Ur life sound more intrestin then mine anyway!

lol learn to spell

called sarcasm....

22 is very dense when it comes to sarcasm

It wasnt sarcasm; I meant every word I said!

I tried doing that to my goldfish once.

ohh disregard that last comment, it was a coy fish, it wasn't mine either, I think i found it struggling in a pond at the mall.

sounds like you have short term memor.... what?

at least OP HAS a dog... :(

I'm interested in how you got yourself into that situation. I think that is way more impressive

aw WTF that's nasty D=

How do you think your dog felt?

i know the feeling my dog just died yesterday.

Agreed

dogs bring such excitement to life(:

seriously, i hate when my dog discharges on my bed in the middle of the night *vomit*

LOL, discharge.

^That comment made my day.

^That comment made my day.

^That comment made my day.

^That comment made my day.

C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! that counts when it's one guy's quadruple post right? :P

Not considering he didn't post it 4 times. If you were a little more observant, you'd notice that it's technically one post shown 4 times.

3 times, and the 4th is a separate.

Discharge? My ...dog never does that.

i dare u to have sex with my mom

I double doggy dare ya!

i'll send u a pic of my mom nakd ;D

Why would you own a picture of your mom naked..? That's even more disgusting than this FML!

That's just wrong on 50 different levels sir...

I'm still waiting for that pic... -.-

my mom decided dat we shud hav sex tom.

Hey DaZi youre cool, lets be friends ;)

sorry glands typo.

Yankees suck

Your mom sucks.

put some bleach in the dogs water, clears it right up!

fuck off 64

I was joking! but I guess if you didn't know that I coulda gone bad...but take it easy, hope no one takes advice off of others on fml :P

64 I just dnt think u understand wat a dog means to some people. they r amazing and I would never even think of doing anything like that to my dog. and it's not even funny as a joke u should really watch wat u say.

ditto

Oh god me too... I mean who wouldn't?!