By tbright010 - 08/04/2011 22:48 - United States

Today, the highlight of my day was learning how to drain my dog's anal glands. FML
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Banana_Pancakes6 0

Admit it, you loved it.

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Skittlesbaby 7

that seems all right... you got to learn something

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Edjucasion is good for the brane op! Ur life sound more intrestin then mine anyway!

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testthecoal 5

called sarcasm....

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freddyisepic 2

22 is very dense when it comes to sarcasm

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

It wasnt sarcasm; I meant every word I said!

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chuckychan 8

I tried doing that to my goldfish once.

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chuckychan 8

ohh disregard that last comment, it was a coy fish, it wasn't mine either, I think i found it struggling in a pond at the mall.

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gutzz 0

sounds like you have short term memor.... what?

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violetdabomb 0

at least OP HAS a dog... :(

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pimplayer 0

I'm interested in how you got yourself into that situation. I think that is way more impressive

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kliccy 0

i know the feeling my dog just died yesterday.

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LoveLife293 2

dogs bring such excitement to life(:

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eyeballstab 1

yea,thats never fun, but its better then leakage...

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jessicarenee88 0

seriously, i hate when my dog discharges on my bed in the middle of the night *vomit*

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Kefka91 15

C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! that counts when it's one guy's quadruple post right? :P

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gutzz 0

Not considering he didn't post it 4 times. If you were a little more observant, you'd notice that it's technically one post shown 4 times.

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alexFYL 11

3 times, and the 4th is a separate.

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SpilltMilk2 0

Discharge? My ...dog never does that.

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Banana_Pancakes6 0

Admit it, you loved it.

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haleykerr 0

that's not interesting that's dusgusting.

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DaZi 0

i'll send u a pic of my mom nakd ;D

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olii_fml 0

Why would you own a picture of your mom naked..? That's even more disgusting than this FML!

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jess6blondie9 2

That's just wrong on 50 different levels sir...

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DaZi 0

my mom decided dat we shud hav sex tom.

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iZDa 0

Hey DaZi youre cool, lets be friends ;)

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YANKS2728 0

me too!! my dogs anal glands are also ****** up worst smell ever at least shes getting better good luck op!

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YANKS2728 0

sorry glands typo.

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chuckychan 8

put some bleach in the dogs water, clears it right up!

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chuckychan 8

I was joking! but I guess if you didn't know that I coulda gone bad...but take it easy, hope no one takes advice off of others on fml :P

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YANKS2728 0

64 I just dnt think u understand wat a dog means to some people. they r amazing and I would never even think of doing anything like that to my dog. and it's not even funny as a joke u should really watch wat u say.

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blcarter81 0

well don't hold out on us - share your knowledge and wisdom...

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