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By  perdix  |  29


Making some noise can be genuine, but when you get to that decibel level, it just sounds fake. The neighbors called the cops to stop a defrauding in progress.

  rawr9able  |  4

Ball gags were invented for a reason. :O If you were that loud I'm suprised the BF's ears aren't bleeding... or are they? O_o buy a ball gag or get sound proof walls and fuck away!

  trick619  |  0

I jizz right in my pants everytime your next to me, and when we're holding hands it's like havin sex with me, you say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy, I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity

  dudeitsdanny  |  9

I before E, except after C


Also, I spell like they do in England and all them countries, and I live in Amurrica. But I get the jollies from idiots telling me "spelt isn't a word hurrdurr" =3