Transportation: Today, my airline lost my luggage when I flew back from France.... - FML

By Dr. Jack - 04/02/2009 13:54 - United States

Today, my airline lost my luggage when I flew back from France. They also lost my luggage when I flew to France. FML

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By leftbehind - 10/06/2011 11:40 - Colombia

Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML

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By me. - 18/06/2011 23:54 - United States

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By seriously though - 22/02/2014 05:48 - United States - Littleton

Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Gilroy

Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML

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By Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

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Red tape

By Anonymous - 04/04/2012 07:51 - Australia - Perth

Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won't accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it. FML

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Top comments

badonis 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 17:06

Wow, what airline is this? I need to make sure to avoid it.

lord_peach 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 5:35

I went to France 2 years ago and they did the same thing to me. Only my cousin's wedding (the reason why I went to France) was the next day, so we had to buy new clothes that they never paid us back for, and my mother, being from the land of the McDouble, didn't fit into any of the clothes. It was terrible. Air France is stupid. They're the only ones that do it. They also caused us a 14 hour layover at the stupid French airport because they couldn't schedule our flight. so don't fret. stupidstupid stupid.

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badonis 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 17:06

Wow, what airline is this? I need to make sure to avoid it.

planbsponserme 2

Thursday 22 July 2010 5:35

that's what I was about to say.

izzy7 11

Monday 9 April 2012 12:55

Delta. Always avoid Delta.

Pike313 14

Tuesday 21 July 2015 2:49

Malaysian

Logan8er 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 17:32

i should've clicked "you deserved that one", becuase France is gay.

vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 18:08

You have your own airline? Wow, I'd say your life is far from f--ked. Since you said, "my airline," why not just fire the staff and hire new people?

Spyingcheeseman 8

Friday 21 March 2014 12:34

Wwwooowwww everyone who thumbs down him need to understand he was joking

soychai 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 1:06

I'm almost surprised that out of all the craploads of traveling I've done, I still haven't had any luggage lost, since most people I know have

lord_peach 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 5:35

I went to France 2 years ago and they did the same thing to me. Only my cousin's wedding (the reason why I went to France) was the next day, so we had to buy new clothes that they never paid us back for, and my mother, being from the land of the McDouble, didn't fit into any of the clothes. It was terrible. Air France is stupid. They're the only ones that do it. They also caused us a 14 hour layover at the stupid French airport because they couldn't schedule our flight. so don't fret. stupidstupid stupid.

nofyourlife 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 9:06

reading this and the comments make me feel better... the only time i've ever had luggage seriously lost was by air france, flying from new york to italy via france. they lost my luggage, both my parents' luggage and my dad's friend's luggage too. thank god i had brought my toiletries in my carryon (this was before the days of 9/11 bombs-in-your-toothpaste madness) so we were able to shower and brush our teeth. we had to wash our clothes every day for four days.

bick_a_lick 0

Friday 27 February 2009 21:03

The EXACT same thing happened to me when I studied abroad....IN FRANCE! What IS it with these *******?

marty1fc 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 9:50

#1 france is the best country in the world.

marty1fc 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 10:01

you americans are all jealous that the french are not as fat and stupid as you :)

Bloodbathandbeyo 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 15:16

we're also jealous that we cant retreat from a war as well as you frenchies

gc327072 30

Tuesday 22 January 2013 3:26

28 lives in Philly. How does it feel to be self-loathing, then?

Mortishia 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 21:08

I could bet it was Air France (I love France. But I'd never fly AF)

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