tbright010
United States
Today, the highlight of my day was learning how to drain my dog's anal glands. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Anonymous
It's a doggy dog world
Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML
Steve
Self-defeating move
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
hoo flung pu
United States
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
poomaster
United States
Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML
Anonymous Taco Man
United States
Top of the mornin' to ya!
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
anonymous
Huffman, United States
Sneaky boy
Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML
Anonymous
New Kensington, United States
Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML
banj0
Madison, United States
Pink tax
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
mike h
Mcadoo, United States
Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML
Anonymous
Puebla City, Mexico
Dirty boy
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
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hosson 0
now that u know how to do that, u could have some real fun with ur dog.
bermejo 0
#61daaaaaaaamn!
josey_wales 0
To your dog. You do that. I'm confused..are you a convicted felon that can't own a gun or something?
Tuesdays76 0
F the dogs life! I do hope the dogs okay.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Omfg that's ******* disgusting... Lmfao.
scottyrocks123 21
I do that to my dog alot
invaderzim123 1
we have to do that to our chihuahuas and the smell is horrid it made me puke once but you gotta do it
sarah_beth2008 7
imagine doing that for a living...... like me :(
LukeNukem_fml 3
AHAHAHAHA I ******* DIED LAUGHING.
smushies_fml 0
eww