tbright010
United States
Today, the highlight of my day was learning how to drain my dog's anal glands. FML
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Anonymous
It's a doggy dog world
Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML
Steve
Self-defeating move
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
hoo flung pu
United States
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
poomaster
United States
Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML
Anonymous Taco Man
United States
Top of the mornin' to ya!
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
anonymous
Huffman, United States
Sneaky boy
Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML
Anonymous
New Kensington, United States
Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML
banj0
Madison, United States
Pink tax
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
mike h
Mcadoo, United States
Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML
Anonymous
Puebla City, Mexico
Dirty boy
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
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irishchick7848 0
I'm a dog groomer. your dog doesn't have to be sick to need this done. but it's probably one of the worst parts of my day
perdix 29
You learn something new every day -- today you actually learned a marketable skill. I'll give you $10 to squeeze my dog's anal glands -- another hundred clams if you do mine ;) I'm sure if your dog could type, he'd post his FML about having his ass glands squeezed by a n00b.
leeshxx 3
34 nice name plus having ur tit out in ur picture it really completes the image of all round **** for you ;) put a bra on babe
NaoPudding 8
At least you learned something, right?
Hockeyboy4280 18
What's even more interesting is that you feel the need to share this...
bask8ball 0
hahaha I went through that 2 days ago only I had to pay $109 to figure it out lol my dog stank!
Zebidee 8
Screw that. I'm not a massive dog person to begin with, but now they're off my 'to own' list for good.
meg238f 0
I've had dogs throughout my entire life, and I've never done that.
Jrefinne 7
That sucks, but it is an essential life skill. Like learning to wipe your own butt.
laurbear12 3
how do you drain a dogs anal glands? just curious... haha
CallMeHush 0
Finger lickin' good?