tbright010
United States
Today, the highlight of my day was learning how to drain my dog's anal glands. FML
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Anonymous
It's a doggy dog world
Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML
Steve
Self-defeating move
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
hoo flung pu
United States
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
poomaster
United States
Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML
Anonymous Taco Man
United States
Top of the mornin' to ya!
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
anonymous
Huffman, United States
Sneaky boy
Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML
Anonymous
New Kensington, United States
Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML
banj0
Madison, United States
Pink tax
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
mike h
Mcadoo, United States
Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML
Anonymous
Puebla City, Mexico
Dirty boy
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
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isa2732 0
ew
5t3ff1k4h 44
I never left, my dear. Oh, and that rumor's old news now. Never actually happened though... sorry to disappoint.
nerdchic 5
I hope your dig is ok... vet said that we may have to do that bc our weenie dog broke her back.. but the surgery didn't work so we technically paid 4000 dollars to put her to sleep :( :( RIP Chili
ad_astra_taurus 2
Aww, I'm sorry for your loss :( poor puppy
bodmonontheblock 0
ppl hook up on fml wtf
coolerthanu22 0
Ok that's just gross
leeshxx 3
28... you have no idea how immature your page sounds. wow.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
wow
thrAsHeRr9081 16
34- I think you were reading your own. . .
skyeyez9 24
My dog had to have her anal glands removed, cause they were constantly infected. antibiotics an the vet emptying them didnt work. What the hell are those glands there for anyways?! ewww At least my dog doesnt have them anymore.
ihasbrains 10
My dog released the contents of his anal glands once. Needless to say, it smelled /terrible/. I hope you didn't have to suffer the smell, OP. Because that truly would be something to complain about.