tbright010
United States
Today, the highlight of my day was learning how to drain my dog's anal glands. FML
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Anonymous
It's a doggy dog world
Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML
Steve
Self-defeating move
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
hoo flung pu
United States
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
poomaster
United States
Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML
Anonymous Taco Man
United States
Top of the mornin' to ya!
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
anonymous
Huffman, United States
Sneaky boy
Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML
Anonymous
New Kensington, United States
Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML
banj0
Madison, United States
Pink tax
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
mike h
Mcadoo, United States
Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML
Anonymous
Puebla City, Mexico
Dirty boy
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
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Comments (119)
tarvinwashere 0
FUN FUN FUN FUN
cloverwarrior 0
Wow!
samanthasexy 1
well lol I had to do that to mine >_
Stood_up808 4
I was eating when I read this....XPPPP
VeraJK 16
Wow O_o
ashwowa 14
i think your only using ' anal glands' to make it sound worse just so you can post an FML all you had to say was you potty trained your dog.
ashwowa 14
oh, my bad... i thought that said 'train'... it says 'drain'... sorry... FYL.
mham1732 3
Bet that was fun lol
Nicki90 5
It's really not that bad- I'm a vet tech and I have to do this about 5-10 times a day
Wolfipoo 31
That sucks OP, but shouldn't going to sleep that night outshine that teaching?