Animals: Today, the highlight of my day was learning how to drain my dog's...

By tbright010 - 08/04/2011 22:48 - United States

Today, the highlight of my day was learning how to drain my dog's anal glands. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 02:00

Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML

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By Steve - 12/05/2021 11:01

Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML

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By hoo flung pu - 03/10/2013 08:26 - United States

Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML

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By poomaster - 22/11/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML

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By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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By anonymous - 15/12/2015 06:00 - United States - Huffman

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 23:08 - United States - New Kensington

Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML

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Pink tax

By banj0 - 06/10/2012 22:58 - United States - Madison

Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML

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By mike h - 10/08/2012 04:37 - United States - Mcadoo

Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 02:00

Today, I took my dog for a basic spay and dental cleaning procedure. When I picked her up from the vet, I was reading through the surgery papers before they sent me away. They'd pulled 29 abscessed teeth and didn’t feel the need to tell me. FML

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Saturday 9 April 2011 4:59

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Saturday 9 April 2011 5:02

Admit it, you loved it.

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tarvinwashere 0

Monday 11 April 2011 15:41

FUN FUN FUN FUN

cloverwarrior 0

Monday 11 April 2011 18:04

Wow!

samanthasexy 1

Thursday 9 June 2011 7:02

well lol I had to do that to mine >_

Stood_up808 4

Wednesday 29 June 2011 20:24

I was eating when I read this....XPPPP

VeraJK 12

Tuesday 18 October 2011 4:05

Wow O_o

ashwowa 14

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:25

i think your only using ' anal glands' to make it sound worse just so you can post an FML all you had to say was you potty trained your dog.

ashwowa 14

Thursday 20 October 2011 8:26

oh, my bad... i thought that said 'train'... it says 'drain'... sorry... FYL.

mham1732 3

Thursday 27 December 2012 5:53

Bet that was fun lol

Nicki90 5

Saturday 27 December 2014 17:14

It's really not that bad- I'm a vet tech and I have to do this about 5-10 times a day

Wolfipoo 31

Monday 13 July 2015 17:48

That sucks OP, but shouldn't going to sleep that night outshine that teaching?

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