Awkwaaaaard

By notwhatithought - 21/08/2015 19:43 - Germany - Erlangen

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML
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fotomiep 7

What cheap romance novel did you think you were in?

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laurenhem 26
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The fuck did I just read

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laurenhem 26
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The fuck did I just read

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ForwardUn2Dawn 18
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Fifty Shades of Finals

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momof3honeybee 13
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Top ten tips to fail a class.

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cocoshake 16
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I just spat out my drink #12

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zyero 9
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Your comment made this all the more epic

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laden_swallow09 34
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The start to a porno.

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NonoMeow 18

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NonoMeow 18
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Sarcasm? No?

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pooldude 24
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Yah sleeping with them to pass courses is even better! *sarcasm*

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JustinJK 21

I've led profs on before for better grades. *shrug*

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Soloman212 28
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Justin, unfortunately you have a smaller demographic to appeal to.

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krazayman 18

lol this whole comment section is terrible

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PsychicBulwark 4
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lol yeah, I'm just like ... wow losers packin it in here

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muzy 23
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I like chicken wraps.

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JustinJK 21

Soloman. Actually desperate middle aged women are pretty easy to lead on.

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EdenZombies 9

Wow. pepul r dumbbbzzz. They probably won't get that either.

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fotomiep 7

What cheap romance novel did you think you were in?

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MRSwick2525 23
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Bahahahahaha!!!! #3 I'm not sure why but I laughed pretty loud when I read this!! And I agree with it. I thought I was reading a Lifetime Movie description when I read OP's post!!!

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beeneatenalive 12
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It was on pornhub

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onlychildFTW 33
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It sounds like your typical porno except the professor isn't the creepy one in this one. Haha.

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slingerslasher 24
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Still not as good as pizza guy porn. "Hey, my extra-large sausage pizza can't fit through your door... can I bring it in through the back?"

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muah97 12
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You expected sex?

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Chadica 17
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Not everything is a porno, just saying...

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slingerslasher 24
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you mean when the pizza guy arrives im NOT supposed to have wild sex with him as I smear the pizza all over our naked bodies? damn i've been doing it all wrong

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tournamentdecide 33
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I think you may have a pizza man fetish, 109

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YodaMyNameIs 15
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This is the weirdest FML I've read in a while.

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writerchic85 25
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Crush or not, it is academically immoral on the parts of both you and your professor to hand out grades for sex favors.

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uncle_ssaamm 12
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nice.. now it sounds like prostitution lmao

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KaidensCrow 18
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it kind of is prostitution. trading sexual favors for something of value.

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countryguy91290 16
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OP you just made my morning lmao. you thought either a date or sex would be what he asked you haha. nope but sorry you got crushed.

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koganti 18

YDI

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CommentKing207 23
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Wait isn't it illegal to date with a teacher/professor? If you're still a minor it's illegal but if you're like 22 or something like that it's just straight wrong anyways...

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pooldude 24
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i think she is in college, so she is above the age of consent. it is not illegal according to the law but in some colleges its against the rules. Varies from place to place

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heyLaddieHey 18
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I think the professor risks their job having sex with a student who is in their class. However, if an adult college student is sleeping with an adult professor who isn't in charge of their grades I doubt anything can be done.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

But either way isn't it still pretty unethical? (Having said that I've never been to college, so what do I know)

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KaidensCrow 18
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in America it doesn't matter if the professor is in charge of your grades or not. they are risking their teaching licence not just their job to do anything with a student. that's if they are legal age to consent. otherwise it's statutory rape and they will go to prison and have to register as a sex offender for the rest of their lives. and they will lose their teaching licence. I don't know about other countries.

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