By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 14:41 - Australia - Edgecliff

Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML
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Joshery 14

Maybe it ran upstairs before you saw it in the bedroom

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MzZombicidal 36

Only valid action is to hide under the sheets. Nothing can get you there. :P But seriously, I'd call the cops. You can never be too careful!

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sarah5745 41

Call the cops, hopefully it wasn't anything bad..

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15Erik 21

Since it's Aussieland, it could've been some giant spider...

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addictedtojuice 8

I would've pissed myself tbh

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coried91 28

^ what? I'm trying to figure out how your comment relates to the comment you're responding to.

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Joshery 14

Maybe it ran upstairs before you saw it in the bedroom

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1R1X0X0 10

Cats usually take their time before getting comfy in a place.. But I hope for Op that it was the cat ..

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MzZombicidal 36

Only valid action is to hide under the sheets. Nothing can get you there. :P But seriously, I'd call the cops. You can never be too careful!

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IMcPwn 12

Obviously yes you can be too careful. If you wear bubble wrap with you everywhere you have something wrong with you.

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DocBastard 38

Walk into the light! Straight into the light! No wait...stay away from the light. Yeah, AWAY from the light! Wait wait... Oh ****, I can't remember.

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Jellybellybeanz 22

A DocBastard comment in the negatives??? Amazing!

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

This is one for the history books.

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Allornone 35

sometimes great minds are misunderstood

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mete_orito 34

I think it is away from the light Doc. If you walk into the light, you are dead.

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MzZombicidal 36

No, no, no. You walk AROUND the light. Duh! :P

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Ichiya 29

Throw a rock at the light. You are trying to sleep.

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derpina72 23

In case some people didn't catch it, this is a reference to the movie Poltergeist.

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Kazze 31

Maybe it was Santa delivering your presents early.

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DorLeon 14

santa who opened bathroom door while OP is taking shower? it is a pervert santa then :D

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okay17 7

#43, he wanted to see if she was being naughty with herself.

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Ichiya 29

Santa watches kids sleep...and even watches them bathe. He is a weirdo.

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iTzSelverZz 14

Maybe the ghost who is haunting your house just went to get mid-night snack

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

cold temperatures make wood Crack & make noises, find a logical reason & you'll forget about horror ideas

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skyjayq 10

I don't think it gets too cold in australia

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gallifreyanqueen 10

Depending on where in Australia you live it can get quite cold #68, but right now it's summer in those areas.

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THswagPLAYA 1

listen to this guy

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natheitz 23

I want to know what actually happened next

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d123454321b 14

Me too, this could make for a great horror story!

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tehdarkness 21

Ill bet nothing happened. Most likely the door was never completely shut, and the footsteps were imagination.

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badluckalex 23

paranormal activity 7?

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