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Well he shouldn't be a dick. Don't give him sex!
I don't think that would solve anything for OP.
If anything make the problem worse...
#31: I don't know why, but right now you're at -11, so I upvoted you. It's pretty obvious you meant your comment sarcastically, and you're totally right. Protip for those playing at home: sex is not currency. Trading sex is a bad precedent for any relationship.
#45 Unless you're breaking up anyway and have something that belongs to the other. Then sex is perfectly acceptable currency.
"Of course I didn't fail on purpose babe. Let's go have sex right now." Problem solved..?
Seems like a whole lot of effort. Normal people in normal relationships shouldn't have to trick their partner into sex. If you do then something is very wrong and unhealthy in the relationship.
Offer an oral exam in exchange. You should be able to pass that with no problem. ;)
I was about to say the same thing.
I was 69th like.....must be a sign!
#5: I like your advice, and hope many people take it to heart.
But what about her?
Meaning her enjoyment? I very much enjoy giving my partner a ******* and being nude so there is a lot in it for me and I happily would do so whenever he asked. It's possible OP does too. Otherwise, ******* can be used as a term for oral sex for vaginas too. Either way, ******** are super great. Could always just do other things if that's not their thing too. I'm just saying in my case, that's what I'd do. (:
I dont think anyone would risk failing an exam lol
You just had to fail didn't you.
Well, that's easy to disprove...next time you're in the mood, make it clear that you want it. Well, it wouldn't be disproven if that time is more than a month from now.
Shoulda studied lol
Have sex anyways
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"Of course I didn't fail on purpose babe. Let's go have sex right now." Problem solved..?
When in doubt: strip naked and give ********.