Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML
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Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who insisted on eating off my plate the whole night. He didn't order his own food, because according to him, "it’s more intimate to share." He didn’t get why I found the whole deal off-putting. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML
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nooblper 21
You considered him a real catch and a potential soulmate... why, exactly? All based on looks?
PinkasaurusRex 25
Don't sweat it, OP. You'll find your real soulmate someday. You can just laugh this experience off later; it'll be a great story to tell.
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Comments (60)
Bassist_Ibanez 14
Well, he sounds interesting.
PinkasaurusRex 25
Don't sweat it, OP. You'll find your real soulmate someday. You can just laugh this experience off later; it'll be a great story to tell.
amine91_fml 12
''sweat''
jonjonguapito 15
Embarrasment. A guy's way of getting out without hurting her feelings.
YodaMyNameIs 15
Sometimes embarrassment is worse than having your feelings hurt and I'm pretty sure he wasn't trying to get out.
Honest_Guy 10
I agree with 13, and I love 13's name
bris_63 18
That sucks, OP. But, there's a lot more fish in the sea!
Ludale06 3
over fishing is a problem tho
hiitisbrooke 28
At least you'll never be bored! And, from the stuff I've seen on here, there are much worse fetishes.
LadyLuck93 20
Never trust online dating.
Seabass_Chan 33
OP never mentioned how they met.
LadyLuck93 20
Sounds like a person you would meet online tho, just saying.
Sigilwen 24
Not really, could be some one op works or has class with. you can see some one every day and not really know them or how they act.
LadyLuck93 20
Anyways.
CommentKing207 23
Some people are just straight up weird. Trust me, I've liked girls and it didn't work out because they were either creepy or clingy. You'll find the one for you sometime OP, don't feel bad about 1 date. Get back out there and find someone perfect!
nooblper 21
You considered him a real catch and a potential soulmate... why, exactly? All based on looks?
alisha0215 12
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lol i think that was written as sarcasm.
Isa_fml 20
She's being sarcastic, you ******* idiot.
hipposteve 21
Take your time. its not a race to meet someone compatable.
Jakk100 20
I'm wondering if you considered him so highly before, or after he started proclaiming such weird things. If it was before I'm more concerned as to why he didn't voice his odd opinions sooner!