Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
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drakem
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how did it smell?
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unidentified_sta
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Like love
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VeeVengeance
| 0
and sweet romance
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
the hottest thing any girl can do is learn to love a mans fart. if a woman like the smell of her mans fart he'll be putty in her hands.I have passed this lesson down to my kids as well.
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MissLizWolf
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48: your profile picture... is amazing. I would very much like to own a 'used pad costume' also.(:
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MnBran6
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55, don't forget to teach them what happens when they shave our backs ;) .
@OP dude has his priorities straight.
@OP dude has his priorities straight.
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Serec
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owwwouuurrrowww!!!!
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randall_doak
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#55, if you truly have reproduced, then I feel sorry for the world... I truly do........
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iheart
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what is it with guys and gas? o.O
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mfmylifesrsly
| 29
girls can do it too lol.
OP be glad he's comfortable enough around you to do that, unless he just is plain gross
OP be glad he's comfortable enough around you to do that, unless he just is plain gross
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Sadochan
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Whats with girls and holding it in like pussies?
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KingDingALing
| 9
No, what is it with girls and queefing?
I just farted!
I just farted!
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5t3ff1k4h
| 44
33 - If you had a gaping hole in which air was pushed, you would also expel it in the same manner.
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KingDingALing
| 9
Gaping hole?
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mfmylifesrsly
| 29
33, we cant help when we queef during sex...well usually...
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KingDingALing
| 9
Guys, on the other hand, CAN help it. We just choose not to! :p
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Bano360
| 25
we're to fart around women. but it's bad to hold them in. so if the woman is comfortable with it, it makes us happy.
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randall_doak
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Haha #35, if your hole is gaping, I feel sorry for you, and whoever has to fuck you next HAHAHAHA!!!!
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5t3ff1k4h
| 44
Not once did I imply MY hole was gaping. Please learn the tools used in the English language. This one is called an exaggeration, in simpler terms.
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JessieKayGreen
| 13
dude i know righttt o . o
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iEmily
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Gross.
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Wizardroxx
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Fail.
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Just_Me_143
| 0
Yes, also a repeat. Except the old one was about shitting with the door open.
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Wizardroxx
| 3
I remember that... nice memory. I swear, these FML's get unoriginal throughout time.
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ydi_4_suking
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Take it a step further. And start to shart
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ImJustMosh
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What's sharting?
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Doortje
| 29
JFGI. Although now you're probably gonna ask what that means...
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thisgirl2u
| 9
No, I'm not going to ask. I'm going to Google it.
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skyttlz
| 32
When you fart but shit yourself.
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sarinasusu
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Nahh she should tell him if he farts their sex days are over(:
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AthinaMarie
| 0
Yep thats a step up the commitment ladder. o_O
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thisgirl2u
| 9
How exciting!! Hey it takes baby steps to make it anywhere. :)
But on a side note, how on earth did you think he was ready to invite you in when you two don't yet feel comfortable enough to pass gas in one another's presence??
But on a side note, how on earth did you think he was ready to invite you in when you two don't yet feel comfortable enough to pass gas in one another's presence??
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Cinn_fml
| 22
^Valid point. So long as he doesn't do it all the time and it basically means that he's comfortable to be human around you, it's not a problem.
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Kawaiichan42
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I was going to say something along the same lines. Humans are sometimes disgusting, and if you want to live with anybody, you have to be able to be comfortable with the lovely side of them, as well as the more vile side. I'm sure he'll ask you to move in soon, like 9 said, it takes baby steps.
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TheIrishJaneDoe
| 8
Hey Kawaii. Nice to see you 'round again.
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Kawaiichan42
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Hey. Nice to see you again, too, IrishJane.
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Medicine
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Because making you endure his bodily functions only shows that he respects you. FYL.
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McMan
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And you "needz" a grammer lesson or a proper lesson in 1337 speak.
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FarrahSayzRawrrr
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^^exactly the next step will be burp then after that move in n maybe get married!!! Jussss take it one step at a time lol
You fart too, OP. Unless you're a robot. If you don't fart, you'll spontaneously combust into a fireball of fart fire.
But on a side note, how on earth did you think he was ready to invite you in when you two don't yet feel comfortable enough to pass gas in one another's presence??