By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 23:07 - United States - Auberry

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
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dakotahulsey 15

Now you can put it on and impress girls.

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just16letters 15
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Well you didn't specify where you wanted him to keep it..

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dakotahulsey 15

Now you can put it on and impress girls.

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aireeahna 23
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That would only work if op was a guy or was into girls.

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dakotahulsey 15

Thank you for letting me know

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ender6137 5
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Like Beavis and Butthead!

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woainishamu 21
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He shaved it just for you. (Save)

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Tobber 16
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Wait, you meant 's(h)aved'? :D ... No, still not funny

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glabberfasted 16
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He Sean Connery shaved it

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Kamon97 23
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You guys aren't funny...

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Lct1196 31

I like how this entire string of comments all have a large number of negative ratings

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just16letters 15
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Well you didn't specify where you wanted him to keep it..

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SemiAuto 21

Must've been a hairy situation.

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birdeye1524 12
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I still don't know why this got x such negative votes. I loved it. I laughed way to long at this actually.

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SemiAuto 21

I'm sorry. I'm new to this app and did not realize it would get so many down votes.

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SemiAuto 21

People must not like puns lol.

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mad_hatter0666 22

Nah...we don't mind puns, it's just that one has been really over used here.

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SmokinGuns 13
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Puns are supposed to be creative and funny. This was obvious and overused.

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patchesOhoolihan 12
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People on iFunny love puns, FML users, not so much. Especiall all the overused "situation" ones

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Nilorak 24
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Your dad is a legend.

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GEBEH 14
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Maybe he took it a little too literal.. hopefully he has a great sense of humour and didn't actually think you wanted his beard in a jar!

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OptimusVader 23
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I'm pretty sure his sense of humor is the reason why he put it in a jar in the first place.

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lisslyi 19
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Why would you want him to keep it?

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Nilorak 24
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Maybe he just had a special bond to his dad's beard.

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SmuggletheBudgie 15
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Or maybe because if your dad doesnt have a beard you have two mums.

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OptimusVader 23
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Or maybe it's like with my dad where you've only ever seen him with a beard and couldn't imagine him without it. My dad shaved his beard only once before and I thought there was a stranger sleeping on my living room couch when I got home that night. Weirdest situation ever.

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bluucat 17

Guess he wasn't clear about what you meant...

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chutney_02 22
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#9 Just like how OP wasn't clear what he meant in the FML

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#13- No, OP was pretty clear about it...

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Ashamed_Sister 60
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Now you can glue it to yourself ... wherever you need hair.

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Stryker78cRS 15
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WHEREVER you need hair... LOL

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colby6666 43
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Sounds more like an FML for him. "Today, my [son/daughter] told me [he/she] wanted me to keep my beard. So I shaved it off and put it in a jar in [his/her] room. [He/she] is now afraid to come near me. FML"

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