Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
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dakotahulsey
| 15
Now you can put it on and impress girls.
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just16letters
| 15
Well you didn't specify where you wanted him to keep it..
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dakotahulsey
| 15
Now you can put it on and impress girls.
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aireeahna
| 23
That would only work if op was a guy or was into girls.
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dakotahulsey
| 15
Thank you for letting me know
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ender6137
| 5
Like Beavis and Butthead!
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woainishamu
| 21
He shaved it just for you. (Save)
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Tobber
| 16
Wait, you meant 's(h)aved'? :D
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No, still not funny
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No, still not funny
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glabberfasted
| 16
He Sean Connery shaved it
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Kamon97
| 23
You guys aren't funny...
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Lct1196
| 31
I like how this entire string of comments all have a large number of negative ratings
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JaneChemi_fml
| 21
my turn :D
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just16letters
| 15
Well you didn't specify where you wanted him to keep it..
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SemiAuto
| 21
Must've been a hairy situation.
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PotterHead_DH
| 26
No.
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birdeye1524
| 12
I still don't know why this got x such negative votes. I loved it. I laughed way to long at this actually.
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SemiAuto
| 21
I'm sorry. I'm new to this app and did not realize it would get so many down votes.
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SemiAuto
| 21
People must not like puns lol.
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mad_hatter0666
| 22
Nah...we don't mind puns, it's just that one has been really over used here.
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SmokinGuns
| 13
Puns are supposed to be creative and funny. This was obvious and overused.
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patchesOhoolihan
| 12
People on iFunny love puns, FML users, not so much. Especiall all the overused "situation" ones
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Nilorak
| 24
Your dad is a legend.
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GEBEH
| 14
Maybe he took it a little too literal.. hopefully he has a great sense of humour and didn't actually think you wanted his beard in a jar!
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OptimusVader
| 23
I'm pretty sure his sense of humor is the reason why he put it in a jar in the first place.
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lisslyi
| 19
Why would you want him to keep it?
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Nilorak
| 24
Maybe he just had a special bond to his dad's beard.
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SmuggletheBudgie
| 15
Or maybe because if your dad doesnt have a beard you have two mums.
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OptimusVader
| 23
Or maybe it's like with my dad where you've only ever seen him with a beard and couldn't imagine him without it.
My dad shaved his beard only once before and I thought there was a stranger sleeping on my living room couch when I got home that night. Weirdest situation ever.
My dad shaved his beard only once before and I thought there was a stranger sleeping on my living room couch when I got home that night. Weirdest situation ever.
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bluucat
| 17
Guess he wasn't clear about what you meant...
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chutney_02
| 22
#9 Just like how OP wasn't clear what he meant in the FML
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
#13- No, OP was pretty clear about it...
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Ashamed_Sister
| 60
Now you can glue it to yourself ... wherever you need hair.
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Stryker78cRS
| 15
WHEREVER you need hair... LOL
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colby6666
| 42
Sounds more like an FML for him. "Today, my [son/daughter] told me [he/she] wanted me to keep my beard. So I shaved it off and put it in a jar in [his/her] room. [He/she] is now afraid to come near me. FML"