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  aireeahna  |  23

That would only work if op was a guy or was into girls.

By  woainishamu  |  21

He shaved it just for you. (Save)

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  Tobber  |  16

Wait, you meant 's(h)aved'? :D ... No, still not funny

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  glabberfasted  |  16

He Sean Connery shaved it

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  Kamon97  |  23

You guys aren't funny...

By  SemiAuto  |  21

Must've been a hairy situation.

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  birdeye1524  |  12

I still don't know why this got x such negative votes. I loved it. I laughed way to long at this actually.

By  Nilorak  |  24

Your dad is a legend.

By  GEBEH  |  14

Maybe he took it a little too literal.. hopefully he has a great sense of humour and didn't actually think you wanted his beard in a jar!

By  lisslyi  |  19

Why would you want him to keep it?

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Or maybe because if your dad doesnt have a beard you have two mums.

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  OptimusVader  |  23

Or maybe it's like with my dad where you've only ever seen him with a beard and couldn't imagine him without it. My dad shaved his beard only once before and I thought there was a stranger sleeping on my living room couch when I got home that night. Weirdest situation ever.

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  chutney_02  |  22

#9 Just like how OP wasn't clear what he meant in the FML

By  colby6666  |  42

Sounds more like an FML for him. "Today, my [son/daughter] told me [he/she] wanted me to keep my beard. So I shaved it off and put it in a jar in [his/her] room. [He/she] is now afraid to come near me. FML"

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