FML : Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 22 March 2014 23:07 / United States - Auberry

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By dakotahulsey | 14

#5893645 - Sunday 23 March 2014 9:36

Now you can put it on and impress girls.

By just16letters | 15

#5893647 - Sunday 23 March 2014 9:37

Well you didn't specify where you wanted him to keep it..

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By dakotahulsey | 14

#5893645 - Sunday 23 March 2014 9:36

Now you can put it on and impress girls.

aireeahna | 23

#5893946 - Sunday 23 March 2014 19:56

That would only work if op was a guy or was into girls.

dakotahulsey | 14

#5894010 - Sunday 23 March 2014 21:22

Thank you for letting me know

ender6137 | 5

#5894278 - Monday 24 March 2014 4:41

Like Beavis and Butthead!

By woainishamu | 21

#5893646 - Sunday 23 March 2014 9:36

He shaved it just for you. (Save)

Tobber | 16

#5893671 - Sunday 23 March 2014 10:07

Wait, you meant 's(h)aved'? :D

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No, still not funny

glabberfasted | 16

#5893685 - Sunday 23 March 2014 10:46

He Sean Connery shaved it

Kamon97 | 23

#5893777 - Sunday 23 March 2014 15:14

You guys aren't funny...

Lct1196 | 31

#5894050 - Sunday 23 March 2014 22:28

I like how this entire string of comments all have a large number of negative ratings

JaneChemi_fml | 21

#5894496 - Monday 24 March 2014 12:33

my turn :D

By just16letters | 15

#5893647 - Sunday 23 March 2014 9:37

Well you didn't specify where you wanted him to keep it..

By SemiAuto | 21

#5893649 - Sunday 23 March 2014 9:39

Must've been a hairy situation.

PotterHead_DH | 26

#5893710 - Sunday 23 March 2014 13:18

No.

birdeye1524 | 12

#5893922 - Sunday 23 March 2014 19:37

I still don't know why this got x such negative votes. I loved it. I laughed way to long at this actually.

SemiAuto | 21

#5893945 - Sunday 23 March 2014 19:56

I'm sorry. I'm new to this app and did not realize it would get so many down votes.

SemiAuto | 21

#5893949 - Sunday 23 March 2014 19:58

People must not like puns lol.

mad_hatter0666 | 22

#5893959 - Sunday 23 March 2014 20:09

Nah...we don't mind puns, it's just that one has been really over used here.

SmokinGuns | 13

#5893992 - Sunday 23 March 2014 21:04

Puns are supposed to be creative and funny. This was obvious and overused.

patchesOhoolihan | 12

#5894053 - Sunday 23 March 2014 22:46

People on iFunny love puns, FML users, not so much. Especiall all the overused "situation" ones

By Nilorak | 24

#5893650 - Sunday 23 March 2014 9:39

Your dad is a legend.

By GEBEH | 14

#5893651 - Sunday 23 March 2014 9:39

Maybe he took it a little too literal.. hopefully he has a great sense of humour and didn't actually think you wanted his beard in a jar!

OptimusVader | 23

#5893760 - Sunday 23 March 2014 14:41

I'm pretty sure his sense of humor is the reason why he put it in a jar in the first place.

By lisslyi | 19

#5893652 - Sunday 23 March 2014 9:40

Why would you want him to keep it?

Nilorak | 24

#5893653 - Sunday 23 March 2014 9:41

Maybe he just had a special bond to his dad's beard.

SmuggletheBudgie | 15

#5893728 - Sunday 23 March 2014 13:36

Or maybe because if your dad doesnt have a beard you have two mums.

OptimusVader | 23

#5893761 - Sunday 23 March 2014 14:44

Or maybe it's like with my dad where you've only ever seen him with a beard and couldn't imagine him without it.

My dad shaved his beard only once before and I thought there was a stranger sleeping on my living room couch when I got home that night. Weirdest situation ever.

By bluucat | 17

#5893654 - Sunday 23 March 2014 9:41

Guess he wasn't clear about what you meant...

chutney_02 | 22

#5893661 - Sunday 23 March 2014 9:47

#9 Just like how OP wasn't clear what he meant in the FML

Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#5894785 - Monday 24 March 2014 21:50

#13- No, OP was pretty clear about it...

By Ashamed_Sister | 57

#5893655 - Sunday 23 March 2014 9:42

Now you can glue it to yourself ... wherever you need hair.

Stryker78cRS | 15

#5893830 - Sunday 23 March 2014 16:43

WHEREVER you need hair... LOL

By colby6666 | 42

#5893656 - Sunday 23 March 2014 9:43

Sounds more like an FML for him. "Today, my [son/daughter] told me [he/she] wanted me to keep my beard. So I shaved it off and put it in a jar in [his/her] room. [He/she] is now afraid to come near me. FML"