Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only...

By campus pussy - 22/03/2014 21:08 - United States - Ross

Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 009

You deserved it 11 430

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By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 888

You deserved it 6 011

By Crispy cripple - 05/09/2018 18:30

Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 257

You deserved it 274

By Anonymous - 28/10/2015 15:09 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 616

You deserved it 3 133

By calliefml - 26/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 89 771

You deserved it 6 160

By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 820

You deserved it 14 394

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 969

You deserved it 2 360

Nice try

By Nina - 21/04/2023 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I ran into my roommate coming home at 9 a.m. She was wearing nice clothes, but somehow looked a bit run down. Figuring she was just coming back from a fun night out, I poked fun at her for coming home wearing last night's getup. Turns out it was a fresh outfit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 226

You deserved it 731

Shitty prank

By Crohn - 03/07/2021 04:01

Today, when I woke up, I discovered that someone thought it'd be hilarious to set up an obstacle course of boxes and furniture in the dorm hallway. I have Crohn's disease, and the bathroom is at the other end of the hall. No, I didn't make it in time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 875

You deserved it 54

By Deadman - 02/04/2012 13:37 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk at four in the morning. He walked into my room, screaming at me to wake up so he can kill zombies. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 886

You deserved it 2 527

By nackpattywhackgiveadogabone - 23/09/2010 11:01 - United States

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 070

You deserved it 50 496

noparlpf 13

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:28

They're lucky nobody got hurt. Last time somebody jumped out at me in the dark as a "joke" I floored them before I realised what was going on.

greeneyebeauty9 28

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:29

They're right. It was the greatest prank ever. Lighten up, it's funny!

Comments

cosicosei 22

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:25

Anyone else a bit confused? Were they dressed as zombies or something?

izzie321 27

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:28

What else would they be..

Welshite 39

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:29

"...zombie outfits, makeup, and limping..." Something tells me they were impersonating zombies.

YellowKettleBell 31

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:30

My screen doesn't say zombies.

noparlpf 13

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:28

They're lucky nobody got hurt. Last time somebody jumped out at me in the dark as a "joke" I floored them before I realised what was going on.

greeneyebeauty9 28

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:31

but.. it wasn't dark.

guitardude69 11

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:33

It would of been awesome if she had tried to floor the zombies instead.

Amberosia 10

Sunday 23 March 2014 2:38

#12 OP is not a she. The gender sign in the post clearly states OP is a guy, which actually makes this FML even more funny.

Eahae3 12

Sunday 23 March 2014 4:19

Jeez. Calm down 26, Maybe SHE didn't see it ? Get it..

blackonblight 32

Sunday 23 March 2014 7:32

I've backhanded people who thought it would be 'funny' to sneak up on me and try to grab my shoulder, after finding out I'm a jumpy scaredy cat. Some got a vicious elbow jab instead. They never try a second time.

Helpfulman 17

Sunday 23 March 2014 16:57

Op's friends are lucky they didn't get their brains bashed in.

happyevil 10

Monday 24 March 2014 8:47

I agree with #3. I would have gone all Walking Dead/DayZ on their asses...

martialart1st18 19

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:29

That's awesome you have some cool roommates

eyepuppy 31

Sunday 23 March 2014 6:20

Best prank ever.

greeneyebeauty9 28

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:29

They're right. It was the greatest prank ever. Lighten up, it's funny!

JMichael 25

Sunday 23 March 2014 2:15

Sounds like OP has some awesome classmates. I would of laughed it off afterwards.

boombangboi 3

Sunday 23 March 2014 19:28

Come back out with a handgun. Now that would be the greatest prank ever.

Sandman366 6

Monday 24 March 2014 22:32

75-Just pause and say "Hang on a sec, lemmie get my shotgun..." and close the door behind you.

elibel 16

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:29

Wow, you must have been scared to death..

PresidentNorth 16

Sunday 23 March 2014 7:27

You win most observant award.

jacob_bomb 9

Sunday 23 March 2014 18:04

I think it was a pun because they were dresses as zombies, #57

elibel 16

Monday 24 March 2014 0:55

l0lmadis0n 12

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:29

Not FML worthy! That should be something to lighten up your day!!

ekaat11 17

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:33

I hope they got it on camera!

LuciaTheReadhead 9

Sunday 23 March 2014 2:47

Please, If somebody finds this in youtube i will give (s)he a cookie.

Mynameislinh 24

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:34

Haha, that prank was to die for!

jmoneys 5

Sunday 23 March 2014 3:56

Or to undie for

Ben009 13

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:38

I think this is awesome. Need people around you with a good scenes of humour or life would just be to plain.

Ki11erC 18

Monday 24 March 2014 1:27

Scenes of humour? This isn't a movie. Get some sense ;)

olpally 32

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:39

Get a baseball bat and start swinging :)

wandering_soul 28

Sunday 23 March 2014 9:37

A chainsaw works well too, but I'm not sure a cheerleader uniform would go well with that for him. I get the feeling it's a bit awkward with the genders flipped.