By campus pussy - United States - Ross
Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML
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  blackonblight  |  32

I've backhanded people who thought it would be 'funny' to sneak up on me and try to grab my shoulder, after finding out I'm a jumpy scaredy cat. Some got a vicious elbow jab instead. They never try a second time.