Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only...

By campus pussy - 22/03/2014 21:08 - United States - Ross

Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

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By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Ashburn

Today, my parents pranked me hard. They spent breakfast messing with my head, all to convince me that I was dreaming. I got so excited at finally having a lucid dream that I ran outside in my pajamas, yelling, "Woo-hoo!" and trying to fly. Nothing happened. People saw. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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By calliefml - 26/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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You deserved it 6 163

By fearofzombies - 13/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML

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By Pwnedofthedead - 03/10/2009 15:34 - Canada

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

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By blackvogue - 01/04/2009 10:42 - Canada

Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML

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You deserved it 168 086

By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 14 397

By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 14 008

Scared shitless

By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I stayed after hours studying in the medical library. I was the only one left, and as I was leaving through the glass doors, I saw a person's reflection behind me. I screamed, jumped, fell into the doors, smashing my head. I'd actually seen the reflection of a medical demonstration dummy. FML

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noparlpf 13

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:28

They're lucky nobody got hurt. Last time somebody jumped out at me in the dark as a "joke" I floored them before I realised what was going on.

greeneyebeauty9 28

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:29

They're right. It was the greatest prank ever. Lighten up, it's funny!

Comments

cosicosei 22

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:25

Anyone else a bit confused? Were they dressed as zombies or something?

izzie321 27

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:28

What else would they be..

Welshite 39

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:29

"...zombie outfits, makeup, and limping..." Something tells me they were impersonating zombies.

YellowKettleBell 31

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:30

My screen doesn't say zombies.

noparlpf 13

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:28

They're lucky nobody got hurt. Last time somebody jumped out at me in the dark as a "joke" I floored them before I realised what was going on.

greeneyebeauty9 28

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:31

but.. it wasn't dark.

guitardude69 11

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:33

It would of been awesome if she had tried to floor the zombies instead.

Amberosia 10

Sunday 23 March 2014 2:38

#12 OP is not a she. The gender sign in the post clearly states OP is a guy, which actually makes this FML even more funny.

Eahae3 12

Sunday 23 March 2014 4:19

Jeez. Calm down 26, Maybe SHE didn't see it ? Get it..

blackonblight 32

Sunday 23 March 2014 7:32

I've backhanded people who thought it would be 'funny' to sneak up on me and try to grab my shoulder, after finding out I'm a jumpy scaredy cat. Some got a vicious elbow jab instead. They never try a second time.

Helpfulman 17

Sunday 23 March 2014 16:57

Op's friends are lucky they didn't get their brains bashed in.

happyevil 10

Monday 24 March 2014 8:47

I agree with #3. I would have gone all Walking Dead/DayZ on their asses...

martialart1st18 19

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:29

That's awesome you have some cool roommates

eyepuppy 31

Sunday 23 March 2014 6:20

Best prank ever.

greeneyebeauty9 28

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:29

They're right. It was the greatest prank ever. Lighten up, it's funny!

JMichael 25

Sunday 23 March 2014 2:15

Sounds like OP has some awesome classmates. I would of laughed it off afterwards.

boombangboi 3

Sunday 23 March 2014 19:28

Come back out with a handgun. Now that would be the greatest prank ever.

Sandman366 6

Monday 24 March 2014 22:32

75-Just pause and say "Hang on a sec, lemmie get my shotgun..." and close the door behind you.

elibel 16

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:29

Wow, you must have been scared to death..

PresidentNorth 16

Sunday 23 March 2014 7:27

You win most observant award.

jacob_bomb 9

Sunday 23 March 2014 18:04

I think it was a pun because they were dresses as zombies, #57

elibel 16

Monday 24 March 2014 0:55

l0lmadis0n 12

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:29

Not FML worthy! That should be something to lighten up your day!!

ekaat11 17

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:33

I hope they got it on camera!

LuciaTheReadhead 9

Sunday 23 March 2014 2:47

Please, If somebody finds this in youtube i will give (s)he a cookie.

Mynameislinh 24

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:34

Haha, that prank was to die for!

jmoneys 5

Sunday 23 March 2014 3:56

Or to undie for

Ben009 13

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:38

I think this is awesome. Need people around you with a good scenes of humour or life would just be to plain.

Ki11erC 18

Monday 24 March 2014 1:27

Scenes of humour? This isn't a movie. Get some sense ;)

olpally 32

Sunday 23 March 2014 1:39

Get a baseball bat and start swinging :)

wandering_soul 28

Sunday 23 March 2014 9:37

A chainsaw works well too, but I'm not sure a cheerleader uniform would go well with that for him. I get the feeling it's a bit awkward with the genders flipped.