Miscellaneous: Some people are just lazy - FML

Some people are just lazy

By Anonymous - 22/06/2017 00:00

Today, while working, I saw a man napping under a tree. He was still there 3 hours later. Turns out he was dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, while working as a hotel guard, I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes, I realized he was dead. FML

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You deserved it 10 910

By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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You deserved it 3 553

By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 18:18 - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

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You deserved it 4 835

By walker - 04/10/2009 21:33 - United States

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

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You deserved it 3 836

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By mcdeez - 22/09/2009 02:06 - New Zealand

Today, I had to cover for a coworker who didn't turn up for work. He's always late for work and I was pissed off about having to cover for him again, so I said to my colleagues, "He better be either in hospital or dead." Turns out he was dead. FML

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You deserved it 14 378

By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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You deserved it 32 918

It's alive!

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML

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You deserved it 4 361

By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm and I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

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You deserved it 2 376

Nightmare fuel

By Traumatized - 12/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML

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You deserved it 83

By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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You deserved it 2 165

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Top comments

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 22 June 2017 0:50

The main question is: was he dead 3 hours earlier?

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 22 June 2017 0:49

Seems like a rather peaceful way to go though.

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stinkfire0971 20

Thursday 22 June 2017 0:25

Oof

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 22 June 2017 0:49

Seems like a rather peaceful way to go though.

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 22 June 2017 0:50

The main question is: was he dead 3 hours earlier?

Tiva Hope 7

Thursday 22 June 2017 1:30

Right!!! Like did you witness the death or just after?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 22 June 2017 1:35

**** YOUR life, indeed!

hunterseal 18

Thursday 22 June 2017 1:48

well how would you know? it's not your fault you didn't want to disturb him. it was his time , nothing you could have done three hours earlier would have prevented it. he died in nature not in a shitty hospital

GhostFox 33

Thursday 29 June 2017 8:50

Unless he died from something he would have survived if he had gotten medical treatment. In which case he probably died scared, alone, and probably in pain.

flute108 9

Thursday 22 June 2017 2:21

This sounds like the opening to Paper Towns by John Green

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 22 June 2017 10:09

RIP mysterious man, RIP.

Sandy Matthiessen 7

Thursday 22 June 2017 20:05

wow

I_Like_Boobs 14

Wednesday 28 June 2017 9:07

Well that escalated fast lol

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Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML

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Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

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Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

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Today, I started a new job that was highly recommended by a worker there. The same coworker that is now making my life a living hell. FML

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Today, I cycled to the office in my new uniform pants. When I arrived an hour later, my sweat had already soaked through them. FML

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Today, I had to boot a person from my alliance (AKA a guild of sorts) for not following some server rules that our alliance, along with the majority on the server had agreed to all maintain. Later, that day a competing alliance (who also agreed to the rules) recruited said member I had just booted. FML

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Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML

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