Bushfan101
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the guy I hooked up with last weekend texted me that I needed to "landscape my front lawn." FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
jkon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I texted my girlfriend and told her I was mowing my lawn. She responded, "It's about time, it keeps getting caught in my teeth!" I was referring to the lawn outside of my house. FML
praise the prenup
Delaware, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that the landscaper my wife hired on my behalf wasn't kidding when he said he was going to trim my wife's bush. FML
needfulthing
United States
Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML
Deconstructed
United States
Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML
:/
Moreno Valley, United States
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML
Anonymous
Little Rock, United States
One man and his lawn
Today, my husband, who rarely helps with big projects around the house, offered to help me with our mess of a backyard. An hour and a half into the project, and an hour and a half after he disappeared from the backyard, I found him mowing and edging the front. Our front yard was immaculate and didn't need mowed. FML
Anonymous
Riverside, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
anon
Canada
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Top comments
rldostie 19
While I have nothing against shaving, and do so myself, I DO have a problem with men who expect or demand it. Really? Do you guys know how much of a hassle it is or what happens if you don't maintain it? A girl should only do it if she wants to. I wonder how guys would feel if all women expected and demanded they shave down south as well.
dynky 3
what a complete asshole! don't get into shaving, you'll regret it once the skin gets all dry and irritated, and oh god the ITCHING when it starts growing back. Get a guy who has more respect for you.
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Comments (78)
ashdan 0
lmao that's great(:
trebla3193 0
some guys are into that. Why would she shave when she could just find someone who's into it?
jdub28 0
this is 2010, not 1968... nobody likes an excessive amount on snatch hair. trim it, shave it, or stay sexless.
rauj13 0
This is 2010, not 1968. It's normal and encouraged for people to have different tastes.
dynky 3
i've met plenty of guys who do like it.
johnnyexpl0sion 0
because the majority of guys AREN'T into it. includibg this one.
pinkdancer 0
but some guys say they like a little bit of hair like a landing strip . otherwise u just look like a 12 year old . who wants to **** a girl w/ a 12 yr old pussy ?... then again guys like girls w/ 12 yr old bodies ...
loski87 4
I've heard that too @ 28... I am assuming the op was ridiculously hairy
Nakedsquirrel 5
Yeah, bald ******* don't look adult. That said, I don't mind a lot more than a landing strip, so long as it isn't all unkempt and snarled. There's a line you can cross from furry to overgrown. True jungle ******* are gross and look like stuff could be living in there, you half expect a panther to leap out at any moment =P
b1acksharpi3mark 0
...or a naked squirrel.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Hee hee.
iamchuck 0
Don't listen to him. Keep it hairy and scary.
feverinurbeaver 0
it's Shaytard and Babytard!!!!!!!
zabava 0
OP: So what about the "back yard" ?
chrisback5 0
Your profile pic makes this 10x funny
loski87 4
lmaooooooo omg that was hilarious
vacantdreamer 0
OP if you ever want to get laid again I would suggest following that advice. At least trim it up if you can't work a razor.
Damzeni_fml 0
i remember when my ex and i first hooked up. she was 17 and so was i and she was so hairy i couldnt get it in without getting stuck in a pile of hair! ahhh memories
956TXking 0
thanks for sharing that with us.... not
michael419 0
shave it bitch!!!!!
ShadowedHuman 5
take his advice... you prolly do
vansbabe66 0
a bald eagle is a happy eagle