Love: Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd...

By needfulthing - 19/11/2010 15:00 - United States

Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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By Ace - 01/04/2016 02:17 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML

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By Braden - 28/10/2021 17:00

Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML

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By bumblebee - 13/03/2010 19:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2022 22:00

Today, I was texted out of the blue by a girl I treated to dinner last year. Since then, we'd chatted and met in passing a few times, but she'd turned down or cancelled all my other date invitations. Sadly, she wasn't trying to meet up. She wanted $500 to benefit a male friend, who was down on his luck. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 00:01

Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML

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By fuckedover - 26/02/2013 16:43 - United States

Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML

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The hangover from hell

By jeannie - 20/09/2023 14:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML

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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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By helprelou - 29/06/2016 22:12 - France - La Chevroli?re

Today, a guy who likes me a little too much, and who I asked to tone his advances down a little, sent me a message on Twitter, Facebook and by text message to apologize. FML

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janabanana18 0

Friday 19 November 2010 19:06

my god! Guys have issues.

MagneticGuitar 0

Friday 19 November 2010 18:31

Yeah, seriously. You should not have texted him First. :P

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MagneticGuitar 0

Friday 19 November 2010 18:31

Yeah, seriously. You should not have texted him First. :P

Celesta 11

Friday 19 November 2010 18:35

I see what you did there. :x

fakeaccountX 6

Friday 19 November 2010 18:52

Yeah. You should have texted him 11th.

iGrenade 0

Friday 19 November 2010 18:57

i believe you guys read it wrong. op's mad cuz she fed him for free.

rallets 22

Saturday 20 November 2010 1:09

or 44th

Celesta 11

Friday 19 November 2010 18:32

He was probably just that desperate :)

metalboxzes 0

Friday 19 November 2010 18:35

hi.

hairt 4

Friday 19 November 2010 18:46

hi taco

naximus93 0

Friday 19 November 2010 18:59

#3, you just earned the reward for 'The Most Horrid Comment Ever'. Congratulations.

DocBastard 38

Friday 19 November 2010 21:21

Damn, damn, damn!! I was SO in the running for that award! I was robbed!!

C6Racer 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 5:41

Hey taco! Do you crap ice cream? Awesome.

Xavi89 0

Friday 19 November 2010 18:36

damn!!!!!

bridawg 0

Friday 19 November 2010 18:36

well when did you?

El_patron 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:06

sounds like a joke...

clemcool_fml 0

Friday 19 November 2010 18:40

yeah, I wouldn't have texted him so quickly, BUT he definitely took that wrong. you should have texted back "when did you get so dimwitted?"

Sun_Kissed18 25

Friday 19 November 2010 21:34

So quickly? It's friday. If it really was the weekend then that was a few days ago. I see nothing wrong with her response

eternalsunlight 5

Saturday 20 November 2010 2:41

I think she was being polite and sweet by texting him. It was only one text after all just to let him know she would be interested to go out again sometime in the future.