Today, the guy I hooked up with last weekend texted me that I needed to "landscape my front lawn." FML
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dynky
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what a complete asshole! don't get into shaving, you'll regret it once the skin gets all dry and irritated, and oh god the ITCHING when it starts growing back. Get a guy who has more respect for you.
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rldostie
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While I have nothing against shaving, and do so myself, I DO have a problem with men who expect or demand it. Really? Do you guys know how much of a hassle it is or what happens if you don't maintain it? A girl should only do it if she wants to. I wonder how guys would feel if all women expected and demanded they shave down south as well.
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krys05
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how is this an fml????
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jdub28
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it is an fml because she just got told to manage her furball..
op, shave that shit!!!
op, shave that shit!!!
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crackiebob
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he's right shave. still not a fml
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krisp007
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i rhought she meant her real lawn , and was saying fml cuz he didnt text to say he wanted to see her agai , only to comment onher lawn .
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koolkidt123
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not an fml... shave your cunt
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flotar
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it's a FML cause they hooked up and now he contacts her only to make fun of her hairy vagina...
25, either u were being sarcastic or you're like 9 yrs old
25, either u were being sarcastic or you're like 9 yrs old
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pajamurao
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ohh I get it haha
I thought he like, trashed her front lawn
I thought he like, trashed her front lawn
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rldostie
| 19
While I have nothing against shaving, and do so myself, I DO have a problem with men who expect or demand it. Really? Do you guys know how much of a hassle it is or what happens if you don't maintain it? A girl should only do it if she wants to. I wonder how guys would feel if all women expected and demanded they shave down south as well.
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ReyEr9412
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We would gladly take that deal. The world would be better if everyone shaves.
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imbatman_fml
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I assume it's a fml because the call was to notify her of the barnacles/crustacean she has going on down there and had passed on to her partner.
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rldostie
| 19
Perhaps you're right, 46. I bet a lot more men would shave if they learned that we're far more likely to go down in them if the area is free of dental floss.
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muffy_foxdale
| 0
Ouuuii, yuck !! btw OP (Bushfan101), I'm guessing he is not "bushfan102" ?
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hotscar
| 3
I thought that he didn't know where the op lives and she thought that he was stalking him
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dumbbitchhater2
| 0
not even an fml. just shave chewbacca
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luda111b
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so, wait... your lawn needed landscaping? That's why I have Pablo, my gardener. I would recommend getting a Mexican to help you out with this one.
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eastside09
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it's an fml cuz she prob got a rainforest dwn there .... NASTY !!!!!!!
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nessimonster
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haha
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cazens
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stalker duh!
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matt1337c
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haha, watch ulyou all be wrong an she was taking about her literal front lawn.
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Jazzaka
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I thought he was talking about her actual lawn and he was trying to get her to hire him for it or something... but fyl, that guys a douche for texting you for that and not for seconds!
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michelllee_
| 0
racist fuuuck.
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alleyx3
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woow that sucks.. I'm sorry:(
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danieltyler11
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I wish they did expect it, hair down there is just gross
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allan_069
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alleyx3 your hot!
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hiphopapotamuz
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40, guys don't like hairy muff. simple as that. if you don't shave, it's nasty
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flyingkoalas
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I agree I myself shave but there are some guys that leave tons of hair on they balls and let me tell you that Is not cool. sweaty hairy balls -_- no thanks.
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SupermanXL
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92- texting for that pretty much is asking for seconds, but with an added request. if the OP is interested in a second go-round, just clean up
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kye_kye16
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luda wtf a mexican thats so racist (i think i spelt that rong but o well who gives a fuck ) im mexican not every mexican does lawn work u just need to shut up
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MJ_Alexander
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I think it's reasonable for everyone to expect everyone to shave. Kthxbai
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SaturnE_fml
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#40, not only would I not shave my pubic mound, I wouldn't do anything that would cause people to go down in me more often. I much prefer not to be violated so thoroughly.
"Landscaping" doesn't mean "shaving" you don't rip out your entire lawn or a tree when they are draggly and snarled.. You trim them. There are acceptable compromises.
I agree though -- shaved cocks for shaved box.
"Landscaping" doesn't mean "shaving" you don't rip out your entire lawn or a tree when they are draggly and snarled.. You trim them. There are acceptable compromises.
I agree though -- shaved cocks for shaved box.
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YANKSFAN4EVER
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What's wrong with that it's just a suggestion he's not saying u HAVE to relandscape it.
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cookiemonster144
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what is wrong with you if you wouldn't want a girl going down on you?!?
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Gondile
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134, don't get your panties all in a bunch!
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rabbinussbaum
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How in any way could this even be remotely racist??
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NIRVANAfan123
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agree with #1... maybe it will help u
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furismurder
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well, maybe you need to do a little topiary, girl!
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Boddmon
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Fur is murder but in this case.. it's just in the way.
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AndreaHaha
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well shave it
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956TXking
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lazy bitch
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loski87
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lmao I don't know why I find this funny
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olw25
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so...?
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WompWompDub_Step
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so she needs to shave that shit! Nobody likes a vagina that could be mistaken for an overly hairy animal. Or you should go for a wax. That's good too.
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Beard_hair
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Not an FML
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ashlynn610
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haha that's funny
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mylifeblows3232
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do u shave?
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ashlynn610
| 12
WTF??? lol
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SeasonalAffair
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lol this is an FML because the guy is telling her she needs to shave her bush XD
ha waxing time!
ha waxing time!
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BrookeTrueblood
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You don't even really have to wax if you don't want to, but Jesus, you have to at least clean yourself up a little.
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KurouTenshi
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I think the true question here is:
do the curtains match the rug?
do the curtains match the rug?
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i_heart_boobies
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hahahah .. .I like ma girls like I like our nations bird 'BALD' eagle
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jdub28
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the expression is, does the carpet match the drapes?
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eriinbaby
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I deffinetly laughed harder at this than the actual fml !! :)
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sourgirl101
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At 10- most girls now a days don't have rugs, they have hard wood floors.
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yungstunna1
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bald eagles still have hair
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sourgirl101
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feathers silly!
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doink
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And beaks.
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DerangedFox
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And really sharp talons!
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ashlynn610
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And, and... Err I can't think of anything else... ): Oh well!
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ashlynn610
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lol oh yeah I forgot about those!!! (:
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alex_mu
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so clean up, maybe that way u'll get more visitors