Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML
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Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. When I woke up, I had drooled all over myself and had a large wet stain on my shirt. I tried to pretend it was a "sweat stain" but ended up walking into a meeting looking like I'd been caught in a downpour of my own making. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a kinda wet feeling. When I put the lights on, I realized that my baby must have had a stomach bug and had puked all over the bed. That was when I realized that I had a stomach bug too and puked on my poor little baby. FML
Today, I'm using mold and mildew stain remover on my mattress, all because I threw up on it drunk, and was to lazy to clean it up when it happened. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
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snapperhead 0
I've done this when I was sick once. lucky you didn't choke to death.
albertaeinstein 0
That sucks, but you could've died if you didn't open your mouth when... it came out. You would've suffocated on your own vomit. So, embarrassing funeral dodged, right?
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Comments (90)
Tsui 0
*insert irrelevant **** here*
MRiKiCCS 0
be greatful your alive , alotta people die in their sleep because of that!
BeastNerd 3
#1 Right on?
LaFemmeQuiRit 3
My guess: #1 was originally a "first" comment, but was edited by the mods in a creatively funny way. *crosses fingers*
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
I'm so sick, Infected with where I live Let me live without this Empty bliss, Selfishness I'm so sick I'm so sick
XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0
#9 yea i know some one that did its sad :(
the_flirtt 0
yeah so in guessing op had too much to drink ?
SChew 6
41 do you have a clubbed thumb?
hobojo11 0
no wayvi put that same note on their forhead yesterday
FukYurLife_89 0
sum1 is preggers lol...
Mauskau 35
Umm, no, probably has a stomach bug. I got something similar when I was on holiday a few years ago and was throwing up everywhere, everything I ate or drank came back up and I was even throwing up water. Luckily I lasted long enough to go to a doctor that gave me some tablets that dissolved in water (I was about 10) and tasted vile. I lived on gathered for 3 days after I got the tablets, and toast and rice was the only food I could keep down.
not_kidding 0
lucky... one time I was throwing up exactly once an hour, and throwing up nothing is worse than throwing up something cause you just keep heaving.
onthedarkside 0
don't you hate it when that happens?
enormouselephant 15
Awe poor op! Hopefully you have someone taking care of you.
colorsofthewind 0
Um... at least you didn't choke on your own barf and DIE from throwing up in your sleep! idea
WTSchool 0
The OP deserved this because she's complaining when she could be in a worse situation like dying? Then you would pity her? What's wrong with your common sense?
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
Ain't that how Jimi Hendrix died?
mintcar 9
Omgoodness, that is SUCH a cute puppy
sixtimessix 0
I know for sure that's how Chris Farley died. :(
charllotttee 3
wtf? she deserved it for not dying?
thatgirljen 0
what does OP mean?
shannybannyy123 4
wtf that's not how Chris farley died lol dumbass
WTSchool 0
Wouldn't you wake up? Ew. FYL. Sorry. :c
worldclass 0
You do wake up.. and fall back asleep pretty quickly, most of the time you dont remember.
musiclover087 0
I've actually done this before, and it sucks!
snapperhead 0
I've done this when I was sick once. lucky you didn't choke to death.
FukYurLife_89 0
she deserve it because she got creampied like a month ago... hmmm shudda stayed away from da pie. kmsl
Sarra88 4
Sucks!! I've been there before. :/
fulbrama000 0
ouch that sucks I had that happen to me when I was five the only thing I did differently is I fell back asleep to this day the smell of tacos still disgusts me haha
wwerulez14 6
May I ask what the smell of tacos has to do with your comment?
iliveinthesky_fml 0
obviously she ate tacos or her vomit smelled like tacos.