Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I moved into my brand new apartment, only to discover that there is an annoying, constant hum coming from the ceiling above my bed. FML
Today, my new neighbor informed me with great relish that the house I have just bought is haunted because 30 years ago a man shot himself in the kitchen. I'm now paying a huge mortgage on a house I'm frightened to be alone in. FML
Today, I live in a studio and I can hear really weird noises coming from my neighbours, my walls, my floor, and even inside, without knowing what did fall/scratch/move. I seriously wonder if someone lives hidden in the walls. I don't know if I should call the cops, a psychiatrist, or an exorcist. FML
Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML
Today, the fire alarm keeps going off at my apartment. Not only is the noise ear-piercingly loud enough to wake the entire neighbourhood, there's also a big flashing red light in case the deafening sound isn't enough. This is my day off. It's going on all day. FML
Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML
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evilplatypus 39
You can make a fortune with Paranormal Activity number...wait, what number is that crappy franchise up to?
TylerAnderson98 10
"Yes hello, toilet? I won't be needing you anymore because I just shit myself a month's worth."
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Omniprism 15
Get some sage and smudge the place. And some holy water to sprinkle around the doorways and walls and stuff. If anything it will help put your mind at ease.
pinkivy 4
Move out now, ask questions later!!
reveal 10
instructions not clear set house on fire
jecka 9
Thats so creepy..I would go live somewhere else
TheDistance567 10
I had an apartment at one point where some weird shit would go down. I'd hear The Grudge noises in the middle of the night, shadows passing my my bedroom door, pots and pans that were NOWHERE NEAR the edge of the counter getting knocked off, I physically saw cups moving on my kitchen table, and getting a fleeting glimpse of a figure in the bathroom. I experienced all that for my entire one year lease. It scared me at first but I got used to it. It never harmed me so I just stopped caring.
smartswag 2
Step 1: calm down Step 2: burn the house Step 3: you won't be able to complete step 1 or 2 because the devil will get you before your done. Good luck
tbart13 7
Douce the place with holy water then leave.
nolefan 15
chill out...ghosts aren't real...there's a rational explanation for all of it...don't buy into the ignorant ghost hype.
nattlecakes 19
Don't be scared, OP. they are probably not aggressive. Most sprits are pretty friendly. :)
YouputwhatWHERE 6
@Melix Best. Comment. Ever.