Anonymous
Israel
Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Lies
United States
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Shantoya
United States
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
dumped
United States
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
waitthatsnotme
United States
Facebook official
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Anonymous
Pishgaman, Iran, Islamic Republic of
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
nothappywithlife
United States
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
phonesage
United States
Catfished
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Anonymous
Remus, United States
Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML
fmfb
United States
Well played
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Top comments
MissGrinch 4
"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with everything they have."
squirell_AIDS69 0
hmmm I smell incest!
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Comments (240)
EbombPimpin22 0
try getting her drunk..... worked for me
mrahhhhh 21
Dude what the hell is wrong with you?
Stanekus 0
You got your sister drunk and then slept with her?
JillianlikesVogu 0
Well if OP wants to totally destroy that relationship and go into debt due to impregnating her, then I guess getting her drunk would be fine.
19eightyeight 4
hilarious.
541MedfazWcM 0
that sucks bro
Jonkbaby 23
guys- let your intentions be known asap. hard lesson most guys learn.
Hoplaka 0
Maybe she meant it in a good way! :) FYL if not.
19eightyeight 4
just wait it out. I'm sure siblings with benefits will be fashionable soon. lol.
Inspired22 11
Aww...that is so sad! That isn't even remotely funny...you will find love; it will just be elsewhere!
nikkirl5 1
so ? my boyfriend / love of my life is my brother . gotta love incest . :p . & I'd take it as a compliment it only means your close .
simonsaysYDI 8
Just don't have kids. ;D
laughing_atyou 0
Ignorance is a bliss. Do you ever get tired of that quote? Seems over used.
ohthebloodygore 16
Wow.
FFML_314 12
Thank you, 24. I was starving and you made my puke up all of my delicious Ramen! I hate you!
mrahhhhh 21
I will restate my reply to #16 but change it just a little bit to reflect how much worse your way of being is that his (#16's)... DUDE WHAT IN THE NAME OF ******* SHIT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!
laughing_atyou 0
46- Don't make me crush your dreams by listing you as my SISTER on fb! 43- You're an idiot :)
yuggi1 11
24, is that your bro on your display picture?
ohthebloodygore 16
57, you're an eejit.
FFML_314 12
I can see how saying "wow" would make her seem like an idiot.
yomomasmoma 0
uuuuh...
laughing_atyou 0
59- You're a nincompoop 61- Then you're an idiot too. And I shall laugh at you. HA HA HA!
FFML_314 12
You should get that checked.
redneck_girl728 0
I really hope he's atleast a step brother & not blood. I love both of my brothers with everything in me, but that's family love and way different. and as 25 already said, please don't have kids.
laughing_atyou 0
67- You're so mean. :( How can my picture burn your ugly eyes when I don't even have a picture?!
FirstBornUnicorn 0
You wanna know what scarred me for life? Chris Crocker making out with his brother. It gives me the chills just thinking about it.
ohthebloodygore 16
66, I pity you.
laughing_atyou 0
73-No one cares. The world revolves around me. Hear me laughing at you? Heh.
MissGrinch 4
75, you don't have a photo. Go away.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Troll.
laughing_atyou 0
74- Why? Can I confess my love already? I read some comment about how "guys should take the initiative" so I'm READY! I LOVE YOUR PICTURE!
FFML_314 12
I know it's hard to accept your life is miserable. I will try my hardest to not point out your obvious failures in life.
mrahhhhh 21
#87 Not much you missed just a crapload of threadjacking. You know, the usual.
brianconti29 0
lol #57 you make me laugh =) can you insult me next.
Telinaa 0
I'm afraid. I was so sure that incest was illegal. MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE! Kidding; it's good that you've found love, but, seriously? Icky..
simonsaysYDI 8
Tsk tsp people. Don't be so judgemental. Not too long ago your interracial relationships were sick and disgusting too. As far as I'm concerned most people still think homosexual relationships are sick and disgusting. In 30 years, when people are openly admitting theirs close encounters with nature, then this won't seem so bad. And yes I mean ********** ;D
FFML_314 12
I would never compare being gay to having sex with a family member.
Dr_Awesome654 24
*whispers* retard alert
staciieee_x3 0
I know it sucks dude, but hey, it's probably for the best. You guys might be better as close friends where she sees you as a brother, & I guess she doesn't want to/feel the need to jeapordise it. Chin up, you'll find someone :)
KiwiLime 0
hey, at least you're special enough to be listed as a brother. who knows? it may grow to something more? I know someone's going to scream "facebook incest!" at me..
KyriosX 1
FACEBOOK INCEST!!!
ultimaterocker1 0
bro not a big deal tons of girls do that even to people they like!!