Anonymous
Israel
Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Lies
United States
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Shantoya
United States
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
dumped
United States
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
waitthatsnotme
United States
Facebook official
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Anonymous
Pishgaman, Iran, Islamic Republic of
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
nothappywithlife
United States
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
phonesage
United States
Catfished
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Anonymous
Remus, United States
Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML
fmfb
United States
Well played
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
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MissGrinch 4
"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with everything they have."
squirell_AIDS69 0
hmmm I smell incest!
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The_Sadist 13
My lady considered me to be "a brother" for 13 years. We had each seen each other through our best and worst of times. Then one Christmas I gave her a kiss. It was more than a friendly peck, but it wasn't necessarily sexual either. That got her mind shifting gears. Now we have a beautiful baby boy, and we couldn't be happier. Sometimes good things do come to those who wait.
Ozmat 0
So many people misunderstand this. The girl has added him as a brother on facebook as they are friends. Lots of people add their friends to facebook siblings/parents/children to show that they are friends. They are not in fact siblings. OP is also worked up about nothing it is a friendly gesture.
carlymac09 2
that could mean that she just doesn't want to say she likes you to ruin a seven year relationship.........ever think of that??
frenchboy95 2
I think that OP is getting at the fact that he is now trapped in the "Friend Zone." Once you get into it, it's near impossible to get out.
blahzz 4
Dude, 7 years?! Get on that shit!
Schiffy 18
Don't sweat over it, it's Facebook. people do stuff like that all the me w/o actually meaning it. i.e. saying some random person is your spouse as a joke
cuddlekitty66 0
If you were in love with her for that long you should have said something. Even if she was in a relationship, telling someone you love them and that you're there for them for SEVEN year cause you just can't let go, could change things.
CherryGarcia 0
that sucks bro. I hate the friend zone. I hope you get out of it soon.
BethiiGeex 0
Lol so what? I do that to all the guys I like:) facebook brothers/sisters just makes it seem like you have more friends so be happy, unless you've already asked her out and she applied you as her brother then fyl.
evanpeer 0
ydi. 7 years? what are you waiting for? sloppy 42nds? you're a pussy. that's why she's not interested.