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By vixenscars - 19/01/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 01:30

Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML

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By jane - 09/10/2009 14:04 - Australia

Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a "documentary". The branch snapped and I fell out of the tree and onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell onto the dean's BMW. The video was on facebook before I regained consciousness. FML

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Cocobananas

By Anonymous - 13/07/2021 02:01

Today, I found a banana peel on the clean floor. My 4-year-old son said that he was playing Spider-Man and trying to slip. I picked it up and while walking to the kitchen garbage can, slipped on the actual banana. I slid across the kitchen floor, fell, and bruised my tailbone. He laughed. FML

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Supermarket crash

By Anonymous - 03/03/2023 10:00

Today, I slipped on a small wet patch of floor in the grocery store and fell flat on my back, bringing my half-full shopping cart down with me. FML

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Meme life

By Anonymous - 02/02/2023 22:00

Today, I tripped on an actual banana peel and fell over in front of my crush. I'm pretty sure that's the closest I'll ever come to being a meme. FML

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Cool banana!

By Anonymous - 27/01/2023 07:30

Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML

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Right in the cussy

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 10:07 - Australia

Today, at work, the police were looking over video footage of an incident earlier in the day where a car had slammed hard into another one in the carpark. My manager came into the kitchen and asked if I wanted to come see it to for a laugh. The car that got hit was mine. FML

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By Addigirl - 25/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I ordered pick-up from a restaurant I really like. It was pouring, so instead of taking the long way across the pedestrian walk, I ran through a grass-covered area and tripped on tree roots. I was right in front of the restaurant, so everybody saw me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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Friday 13 February 2009 23:25

hahahaha FAIL its beautiful. i'm excited to search through thousands of youtube videos in hopes of finding that one. wait...now i sound like a loser, NO! you still fail.

x0x_KissOfDeath 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 6:39

link to video?

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Rainbowsareshiny 0

Friday 13 February 2009 23:25

hahahaha FAIL its beautiful. i'm excited to search through thousands of youtube videos in hopes of finding that one. wait...now i sound like a loser, NO! you still fail.

kat666 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:56

I wonder if you searched "clichés" on YouTube would it come up with that video?!

If0nly 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:55

haha

regal 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 3:11

sounds like the cop in my town that pirates movies before they come out

CptLanny10 7

Wednesday 13 August 2014 23:49

copLAD

x0x_KissOfDeath 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 6:39

link to video?

XxSlAyNnXx 0

Monday 16 March 2009 1:22

yea copy and paste the link lol.... epic.

bambiNo_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 15:17

lol what epic policemen america has

Program_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:55

Ouch, that sucks. Sorry to hear it, but just remember: tragedy + distance = comedy. Also, someone else + pain-that-doesn't-draw-blood = comedy.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Friday 27 March 2009 20:57

Show the link. I don't have time to go through a thousand videos looking for someone I've never seen before. xD That's amusingly cliché.

could_be_funny 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:04

haha I would have just laughed if that was me

hospital_party 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:26

I do believe you can sue a person for filming you for more than five seconds, if you are distinguishable in the shot and the footage is made public or is sold for profit. You should have informed them of that. Idiots.