Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Facebook official
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
Catfished
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML
Well played
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
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MissGrinch 4
"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with everything they have."
squirell_AIDS69 0
hmmm I smell incest!
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Comments (240)
taylorlynn1125 1
I feel really bad for you, dude. :/
cole86 0
I know how u feel op
snakelady 3
Been there, done that. Been in love with this guy forever and not only is he gay, he thinks of me as a sister...so ive accepted that and call him my brother now...SIGH..love is ****** up sometimes
cammiXXx 0
I put my now bf as a brother on facebook when we were friends
da_page09 0
you do realize that you have to confirm those listings?
ijenah 0
That's why facebook sucks and makes people feel horrible
Pain_and_Misery 0
And?
armyman981 0
be grateful that she is considering letting u be in her "family". mabye she likes you
eminarnar 0
I've liked this one guy for five years and listed him as a brother on fb, but I still like him. it means nothing don't psych yourself out dude!
raysurace 0
I don't really consider this an FML, it means you're close enough to the person that she considers you a brother, and it's time to take the next step! :)