Anonymous
Israel
Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Lies
United States
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Shantoya
United States
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
dumped
United States
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
waitthatsnotme
United States
Facebook official
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Anonymous
Pishgaman, Iran, Islamic Republic of
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
nothappywithlife
United States
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
phonesage
United States
Catfished
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Anonymous
Remus, United States
Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML
fmfb
United States
Well played
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Top comments
MissGrinch 4
"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with everything they have."
squirell_AIDS69 0
hmmm I smell incest!
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Comments (240)
dreamering 16
7 years that you jerked off thinking of her, and she doesn't know about it? You should have more self confidence.
dragonairsavedhy 0
ohmygod your life sucks so bad. she said you are her brothers.your life is ****** over now. quick go submit it to fml. trolololo
kingsley23 0
woooowwww that jerk
h2opoloplaya 0
what? people put people they lije as their faminy all the time
compliments 0
what's a Facebook?
OwNowBrownCow 0
I don't know. Sounds like some alien technology.
BethiiGeex 0
lmfao!
laughing_atyou 0
Incompetent.
mrahhhhh 21
Sorry you're pretty much screwed there. I can't even think of a joke to use here :/ .
choclateninja 0
Wow dude tell her how you feel!
Constant_Sigh 0
Maybe because her family is on Facebook and she doesn't want them to know, or she's just a jerk. Either way FYL OP.
fred88_fml 0
oh noes.... facebook!