Anonymous
Israel
Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Lies
United States
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Shantoya
United States
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
dumped
United States
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
waitthatsnotme
United States
Facebook official
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Anonymous
Pishgaman, Iran, Islamic Republic of
Mix up
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
nothappywithlife
United States
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
phonesage
United States
Catfished
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Anonymous
Remus, United States
Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML
fmfb
United States
Well played
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
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MissGrinch 4
"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with everything they have."
squirell_AIDS69 0
hmmm I smell incest!
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redielg 6
I don't know if you'll read this op, but get out while you can. it's never worth it. I been there. you're better off without.
ijrnelson 0
So basically you now know that she A) knows you love her romantically (underlined, bold, defo defo true) and B) doesn't love you back. My advice is to try and distance yourself from her as much as possible and persue new woman. that or tell her your love her
JeNaiRasLeBol 0
damn! you skipped friend-zone and went into the family (no-go) zone! that sucks. :-/ well, now you know... you've just got to try and move on now!
XxFallenbladexX 0
Okay that would have made me mad. I agree, FYL :)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Wait, I'm confused by the past tense. You /were/ in love with her, meaning you're not any more. So what's the problem? Either you're exes and still good friends (a good thing), or you're still friends despite a past unrequited love (also a good thing). Maybe the FML is that you don't know how to properly use tenses?
MelissaNJonas 0
that's not a bad thing
TheIndieStar 7
Wow. Seven years is way too long to not be together with her yet. I suppose it shows she trusts you, which is good in a way..
mariakcee 3
I'll probably sound like a bitch for saying this, but if you've had feelings for someone that has not gone any farther than a crush for seven years... it's time to move on dude. At least you guys are friends.
kevinfenchak 0
boo freaking hoo, same exact thing happened to me (except only like a year or so, i'm not that pathetic). get over it you whiner.
msbmteam 6
well... gotta start somewhere