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By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 422

You deserved it 2 978

By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 529

You deserved it 3 370

By welcometothefamily - 26/02/2011 14:03 - United States

Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 110

You deserved it 3 231

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By uglyswimmer - 23/04/2009 01:58 - United States

Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 650

You deserved it 7 752

By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 765

You deserved it 3 931

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 20:02 - United States

Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 847

You deserved it 205

By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 656

You deserved it 2 351

By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 942

You deserved it 3 266

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 816

You deserved it 143

By PrettyScared - 29/07/2013 15:07 - United States - Matthews

Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 621

You deserved it 6 051

fucktheworld943 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 21:27

Yeah, us gay guys hate it when chicks can't take a hint, lol!

ilovefatcats 12

Monday 22 March 2010 4:52

it's always nice to no the love of ur life is gay

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dsr9016 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 5:49

beat your brother :)

fuzzywazzy012 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 17:47

Hahaha

Liveanotherday 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 17:53

ROFL...wait, are you a guy or a girl?

ilovefatcats 12

Monday 22 March 2010 4:52

it's always nice to no the love of ur life is gay

yukithesmith 11

Sunday 27 March 2016 21:41

it's a gal

fucktheworld943 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 21:27

Yeah, us gay guys hate it when chicks can't take a hint, lol!

Emma Marshall 19

Thursday 28 June 2018 11:34

Why not just tell them you're gay instead of dropping hints....

O_osigh 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:06

i can honestly say i know how that feels...

WinterPerfection 3

Monday 11 July 2011 1:50

I believe a lot of us can relate to OP actually.

alucardrules 0

Monday 30 March 2009 4:02

YDI for thinking you were in love with him

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 8:25

Lol, he loves your brother.

sk8rboiluvr 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:11

is he gay?

LissaMccracken 23

Tuesday 6 August 2013 1:46

Are you serious?

madasahatter 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:41

He's gay? Ouch

haha321 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 7:19

haha must have been a surprise

SasuNaru_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 6:03

He's gay. Nice. Go find yourself another guy then. btw... did your bro get with him?? (Is thinking yeah.)

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Today, I am so sick and tired of watching my brother get everything he wants in life from being a bastard. He does everything I would consider bad and it’s made him rich and successful. I try and be a good person and all it got me is fired, and in danger of losing my car and house. FML

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You deserved it 131

Today, I was been accused of stealing lunches from the fridge at work. I’m a huge germaphobe and would NEVER eat someone else’s food, but because I’m the fattest one in the office, everyone automatically blamed me. Hashtag fatgirlproblems. FML

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Today, like most days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice, but this time he brought this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family "brave" enough to go fetch our cat's gifts. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 948

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Today, I was told I couldn't walk across the stage at my graduation because I owe money to lunch services. I owe 14 cents from my freshman year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 515

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Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML

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You deserved it 13 862

Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 350

You deserved it 197

Today, my best friend confided in me that she's going to have sex with her cousin. Shocked, I tried to convince her not to and how it's a horrible idea. She called me a jealous bastard who can't get laid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 462

You deserved it 241

Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML

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