Today, the girl who broke up with me and disappeared 6 years ago wished me a happy Father's Day. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Out of the blue
Today, I received a message on a dating app. It was the girl I'd always wanted to marry, but who disappeared from my life when we were younger. She went on and on about how much she missed me... and how much she wanted me to meet her husband and 3 kids. FML
Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML
Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with 5 days ago, that he is always welcome at my house. She "misses him". FML
Pants on fire
Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
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gjikvtj 18
Tonight on Maury
Larry01_fml 19
if it was me, I'd still like to know who my kid is even if I had to pay child support
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Meanmommy02 11
Single mothers supporting their kids 100% solo is more common then you seem to think there are lots of dads that don't pay their part. I support my boys with no help. It sucks at times but not impossible
Brody_Generico 7
Hey at least she isn't lost anymore
mufasaniqqa 13
Haha "I need Maury"
91hayek 31
Reading this I thought she was your estranged daughter you almost banged but ran away and it took her six years to get over it and then wish you Happy Father's Day this year. Welcome to my brain.
sabine123_fml 5
Oops
doctorhook86 25
#76: Aside from equating "good or decent" with having money, I'd have to seriously question the judgement of the mother and her entire family if they decided to wait six years to establish paternity. It'll likely take months (if not years) to finalize it now, so if the child really does belong to the OP and his ex is calling now for money, she sure wasn't planning ahead.
doctorhook86 25
#84: Sure, but we've only got the OP's side of the story, so there's no reason to assume he'd be a deadbeat. I'm extremely suspicious of the ex in this story; if there really is a child, she's either a liar (about paternity), an idiot (for not planning ahead), or a cruel bitch (for manipulating both child and father to prevent a relationship between them). Take your pick.
Fmlsea 28
well that explains why she broke up with you and left, now maybe you can find out why it took her 6 years before she decided to tell you.
Mr_Mole 24
You shouldn't be allowed to deny a father 6 years of their childs life just cos it suits you. There should be a massive punishment for doing this. What a selfish b!£ch.
kalbrek009 20
Carmen Sandiego? (Sorry, bad spelling of the last name)...who knows OP, maybe she disappeared because she was knocking boots with guys besides you...does sound like a job for Maury though.