IneedMaury
Lowell, United States
Today, the girl who broke up with me and disappeared 6 years ago wished me a happy Father's Day. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
TheLastGreatDope
Winchester, United States
Out of the blue
Today, I received a message on a dating app. It was the girl I'd always wanted to marry, but who disappeared from my life when we were younger. She went on and on about how much she missed me... and how much she wanted me to meet her husband and 3 kids. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML
anonbob
New Zealand
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Anonymous
Johannesburg, South Africa
Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML
nadette
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML
exnotwelcome19
United States
Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with 5 days ago, that he is always welcome at my house. She "misses him". FML
Anonymous
United States
Pants on fire
Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
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gjikvtj 18
Tonight on Maury
Larry01_fml 19
if it was me, I'd still like to know who my kid is even if I had to pay child support
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Comments (127)
gabagabaheyu 10
its a trap!!
Jworkman5 2
Do you have children already is the question. Maybe she is checking in on you, a great way to start conversation. But if no kids then she's hinting maybe you guys should talk.
Witchylady 18
Now that sucks! But all this time she makes contact with you. Hmmm, I think she's after something. Money? Child support? Good luck.
Emocuttergirl 13
Why would she wait so long to tell you maybe she just assumed you had a child by now
Mandalay22 7
Why wait 6 yrs thou. I would understand if it was a one night stand & lost details but to have dated than broke up with him. Why wait to let him know. Should of known some way to get hold of him
pennamay 11
That's awful she's kept your child hidden from you
the_Jessicaaa 11
Can't wait to see that episode
sdesk 9
Thats one way to break the news I guess.
baddayeveryday1 7
run,run far.
thefrikinbat 8
wow, way to rain on your parade on a would-be happy day :/ oh well. i would actually want to meet the guy, but that's just me.