Today, the girl who broke up with me and disappeared 6 years ago wished me a happy Father's Day. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Out of the blue
Today, I received a message on a dating app. It was the girl I'd always wanted to marry, but who disappeared from my life when we were younger. She went on and on about how much she missed me... and how much she wanted me to meet her husband and 3 kids. FML
Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML
Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with 5 days ago, that he is always welcome at my house. She "misses him". FML
Pants on fire
Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
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gjikvtj 18
Tonight on Maury
Larry01_fml 19
if it was me, I'd still like to know who my kid is even if I had to pay child support
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Comments (127)
mkayden 23
I think it's really shitty (sorry couldn't find a better term) of her to hide the fact that she had your baby six years ago and that she now decided to tell you.
brittney_taylor1 16
Sorry dude that bites but you need to step up and be a dad now that you know about your kid.
doctorhook86 25
#55: You're not wrong, but you're only right if it turns out this child is his. Six years is a long time and raises serious questions about the mother's judgment. OP should get a paternity test before he gets involved at all.
kacironi 13
well now you know why she disappeared
doctorhook86 25
#56: Wait, what? If you were pregnant with somebody's child, why would you disappear? What possible benefit could there be to not telling the OP about his child?
LO1014 16
Some people are selfish and want to keep the child away from the other parent. I have seen it more than once and even been to court on behalf of my friend who was trying to get custody back from a manipulative ex.
doctorhook86 25
#105: Well, I suppose I can't argue that some folks aren't stupid, ridiculous, and crazy.
JazNim17 18
59, there are reasons. Usually selfish ones, probably-makes-an-unfit-mother ones, but there are reasons. A few years ago, a friend of mine discovered that he had fathered a little girl his senior year. She was already 2 years old. As it turned out, the girl (who he only dated for two months) had used him to get pregnant and then dumped him when she got what she wanted. It wasn't that she thought he'd be a bad father, she just wanted to keep the baby to herself and not have to deal with another parent. Until she fell on hard times and decided she needed child support after all.
doctorhook86 25
#41: Your guesses both hinge on her having been able to financially support this child entirely without the OP for all this time, which is uncommon--money is huge factor, and it doesn't make sense that she wouldn't have wanted child support payments until now. Also, if it took her six years to become mature enough to be able to tell the OP about the child, then I'd say she's nowhere near mature enough to be raising it. All said and done, I think it's a hell of a lot more likely that this is someone else's child, and now she's attempting to commit paternity fraud and make the OP support it. OP should be very suspicious that this is even his child.
what12345 12
Is your name Forrest Gump, possibly?
FrankHotpants 31
Seems a bit odd she'd wait 6 years to tell you, I think a paternity test is in order.
Saraishi 25
Six years and -then- she tells you? Sounds like she only did it because she needs something from you, otherwise she wouldn't have waited so long. You should definitely order a paternity test.
kailarahne 19
hahaha the username!.
taylor21398 14
Is she the mother ?
godfathermock 19
money isn't always an issue. if GF has a good or decent family that has helped with the baby, then she would have no need for child support.